E.J. Hassan

WV & CO. Commercial Banker by day. Zookeeper & WWE Fanatic by night. Loving husband and total nerd 25/8.

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

@1YoungTakeoff is easily the most underrated hip hop artist right now. If he keeps releasing projects that evolve from #TheLastRocket l, I think we’re in for a solid return to the styles that inspired/propelled @Migos in the first place and a hell of a push for #TheCulture

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

Taught someone a valuable lesson today: Don’t post racist comments on Facebook and then have a link to your employers page on your profile 😂😂

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Is it "radical" to demand that all Americans have health care, that billionaires pay their fair share of taxes, that workers earn at least $15 an hour and that we transform our energy system in order to combat climate change? I don't think so.

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

@Keenan_Fitz @kyleemcm @WWE @VinceMcMahon put me on the card for an open challenge 1/11/2019 #WWELive

[Bayley @itsBayleyWWE]

Life for me this past year has been a combination of fighting for what you believe in and trusting the universe. It’s wild and unpredictably beautiful. I’m really looking forward to 2019. Happy New Year everyone, I hope this year brings you happiness!

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

Okay I never realized how cool priority boarding is until you’re the first one on the plane and all of the flight attendants pop up when you arrive lol

[Matthew Miller @matthewamiller]

So during the summer of 2016, Trump tried to cut a business deal with Russia while publicly attacking NATO and praising Putin, asking Russia to hack his opponent's emails, and while his son and senior staffers met in secret with Russian government intermediaries.

[Howlraiser @AStateFanRules]

Why do we call ourselves the “Group” of 5? Five conferences dubbed themselves “Power” but we’re just a group? Mr. Mister was a group. We should be The Ourageous Five or The Heckuva Five or The Laser Shark Five or The Death Punch Five or The Bruce Dern Five or The Thanos Five or

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

“Saudi Arabia, I get along with all of them. They buy apartments from me. They spend $40 million, $50 million. Am I supposed to dislike them? I like them very much." -@realDonaldTrump

[Chuck McGill @chuckmcgill]

✅ Shutout
✅ School record for fewest rushing yards allowed (-26)
✅ UTSA ran five plays on the Herd’s side of the 50
✅ Career high passing yards for Isaiah Green
✅ Career high receiving yards for Obi Obialo; Season high for Tyre Brady
✅ Win! 7-3!
✅ Thank you, seniors

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

Everything, just in case. #STB

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

The 15th Amendment prohibited the use of race as a basis to deny the vote

The 19th expanded the vote to women

The 24th abolished the poll tax

The Voting Rights Act prohibited the discriminatory practices of Jim Crow

To honor those who fought for the franchise, we must vote.

[Mike Lupica @MikeLupica]

The guy who murdered 11 people at a synagogue, and the guy who sent the mail bombs, and the guy who shot up a yoga studio in Tallahassee -- which Mexican gang and which caravan were they from?

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

A handy list of candidates for Senate who voted to gut protections for people with pre-existing conditions. #vote

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

Fair lmao

[K. Valentine @ExLibris_kv]

WVU fans: unbothered by a lifetime of being called toothless and incestuous
Texas fans: very hurt by hands depicting sad cows

[E.J. Hassan @Flexin93J]

Shout out to H-D for getting 2 of my favorite things in one pic 👍🏽#wingfling2018 @ Big Sandy Superstore Arena https://t.co/xw07f7cEHv

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page.