Power

Information and Technology/Interactive and Visual Design student || twitch streamer || Average Aussie Bloke

[Power @Flintoff_Mitch]

@xChi_Au Ill pick you zoe from now on

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Is it just my boss who has only 2 levels of chill:
1. It’s 10am, where’s the beers or;
2. Mitchell, you haven’t vacuumed the lawn yet

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@xChi_Au It’s based on how well you do against the rest of the Caitlyn players in the past 2 weeks

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Bring the new guy on the site I expected a few stitch ups here and there but telling me that one of the reception girls is interested when she is really just engaged is a bit much

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3 requirements of your dating resume!

Send a picture of:

1. Inside your microwave
2. Lawn (hedge/tree accepted)
3. Driver side footwell of car

I believe these tell you all you need to know about a person

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If your car is so dirty that you need a dust mask to clean it, hail damage is the least of your problems

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I drove a Ford Mustang and 200 series land cruiser today but they didn’t compare to the Turbo’d Subaru WRX at all. Nothing beats that “woo00OO-Tsssss” sound😍😍

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I always underestimated the lengths family will go when you’re in need. It’s been hard lately but having a phone call everyday to help you release it, is the best feeling.

Side note: I got to drive some pretty sick cars on my first day at work🏎😍

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Are you a Stormtrooper? Because you missed me!

https://t.co/KDh1n9tEu4

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@TheRealCodestar @xChi_Au This man chooses the lesser of 2 evils

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My Neck
My back
When the fuck
The pubs come back

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What’s everyone’s tips for regaining self confidence

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@Cordwil Swap ya😂😂

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Can 2020 fuck off
Jan: on fire
Feb: underwater
March: no toilet paper
April: corona
March: shit I can talk about yet

$20 to anyone that runs me over (can be claimed multiple times)

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As Australians all we do is complain how hot it is until one day we swap and complain how cold it is... repeat until dead

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Lately I have been helping a mate learn to play a game and I was abused for being a "Seal Clubber", I had my suspicions but asked for clarification... He responded with, think about yourself clubbing baby penguins thats what youre doing now... Seal Clubber > Smurf

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I got to practice my voice projection, aim and sprinting at 3am this morning, surprised myself a little bit...

In other news, someone tried to break-in to the new house last night. Made quite the noise trying to open the door... Try the door bell next time

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GOVERNMENT STEP UPS ISOLATION METHODS

Just had a hail storm out of nowhere and the Ute was parked outside. Armed with my trusty oven tray I braved the elements. As I went to open the door to get in this prick comes to give me a pat on the back. Stay inside I guess

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The best site was seeing someone try and return 50 packages of Toilet roll and the store manager telling them to “fuck off, you selfish bitch” after 5 minutes of arguing

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Ladies and Gentlemen
I’m proud to announce the Poo Paper Panic has finally ended. But as a nation we face yet another crisis... the Sweet Sugar Shortage