Osmosis Jones

i listen to filthy grotesque underground《wubwub》dubstep. I also like green★day, a perfect●circle, and system of↓a down. #musicislife

[Osmosis Jones @FlipPhoneJones]

Smoke till I faint, drink til I caint.

[Osmosis Jones @FlipPhoneJones]

My car is comparable to your girls/wifes vagina; heavily used, gross inside, and leaking fluid.. But it was "like new" before I got in it.

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I really need to reverse my sleep schedule..

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did it take long to choose that tattoo from the wall display? Your lack of originality and creativity is offensive. Kill your basic self.

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Excuse me while I drop a million different progressive sound FXs, wobble bass, sq. synths, and chopped female vocals★

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My personal training/yoga studio, exclusively for bored housewives, hot moms, and cougars that want to tighten up.

[Osmosis Jones @FlipPhoneJones]

Yea for sure breh, Lets chill *never* "hml"- I tell guys who wanna chill using a 'i wear Hollister' white kid voice.

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@WHEREISWALTJNR yippie ki yay

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It's not WHAT is asked,
It's WHO asks it.

[Osmosis Jones @FlipPhoneJones]

Idk if its cuz people i know fr are following me or if its cuz I'm being stalked via social media networking, but I've lost my will to tweet

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Lol at semi fat dudes that think theyre buff.

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Its fucking dubstep.

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@prettysadmostly Will you marry me?

[Osmosis Jones @FlipPhoneJones]

Nothing masturbation can't fix

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Having nothing to look forward to is exciting

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Frankly, i wish life could be more unsettling

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Being lured into a false sense of security sounds awesome

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@prettysadmostly The bridge near me has been closed for construction for months :/