FlipperLegit

Here for the lulz! I love stealing memes and dropping them! I’m just here for the lulz!

[🦢 Brittany Venti @BrittanyXVenti]

Europeans are getting AC pilled

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@supertrucker In the last 50 years there’s been countless drivers turn in their keys too because they can’t compete with those cut rate carriers!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@ukhomeoffice A Restore Britain Government will deport every single 'refugee' you let in.

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@MikeMarteny @RonDeSantis Well, they are the only ones who can out drink the Irish lmao!

They can hang, trust me lol!

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@govt_corrupt It’s even under $4 in NY!

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

This goes hard af. It’s so rare that I am proud of my fellow Americans. This is one of those rare moments.

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@CARandDRIVER This is dumb and fake, it’s a waste of money.

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@Timcast And wrecking things too, that seems to be satisfying when available…

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@QueenAnticommie My wife calls me her hillbilly and I didn’t know corn dogs were considered hillbilly, I thought it was just American!

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@UKFREEDOMUNITE @RestoreBritain Nice, will I be able to receive it by the 4th?

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@UltCent @charise_lee Bitch gave up $40M to sign a NDA so that she didn’t have to shut the fuck up.

Such a woman thing to do to refuse to give up attention…

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@alphafox @valvesoftware My steam machine is my old PC and runs a RTX 2070 with an I-7 (the old school 6 core model).
Still way better than this, why wouldn’t people just hook up an old PC?

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@Hexiconia @RupertLowe10 @ZackPolanski It isn’t unheard of… it broke the record by 0.1.

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

The media is starting to understand...

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

JUST IN: President Trump reveals his administration is working on NATIONAL RIGHT TO CARRY

This would be an absolutely HUGE step towards bringing back the true meaning of the Second Amendment

LFG! Keep pushing for this, POTUS!

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

The “journalist” in Buffalo, NY existing in a perpetual state of butthurt because @AngryCops manages to be a full-time detective, drill sergeant, husband, and father. While still having time to break bigger stories than them as a fucking YouTuber, is hilarious.

@ipostnews get fucked. Why don’t you try to help the kids of @Buffalo_Schools instead of attacking the man that risked his career to expose them?

[FlipperLegit @FlipperLegit3]

@ipostnews How does this even relate? You’re just trying to create a narrative!

[Zack @Asmongold]

@ADL @nytimes Here are some additional horrible slurs that some bigots online have been using, hopefully you can use these to better combat antisemitism

None of these are funny and anyone laughing is a horrible person