Wife: eating yogurt with a spoon like a normal person
Me: eating literally a fistful of lunch meat from my hand.
Me: "...we get our protein in *very* different ways..."
It doesn't seem like that long ago people were heralding the return of Scott Frost as the messianic savior of Husker football. I guess if the team doesn't win championships, you just get canned.
Hey, I'll coach for a year! Why not?
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One of my favorite things about living in Seward is when you have to go to two grocery stores because neither Wal-Mart nor Pac 'n' Save will have *everything* that you need.
It's really discouraging to think that we still have like 10 more weeks of miserable heat and humidity. Most of September stays hot nowadays.
#ReadyForFall
Shout-out to the guy at the gym who grunts out his rep numbers for every set like "UHH... OO....EE...OHR....EYE...IH...EH...EIGH...EYEH...
Remember folks, they don't count if you don't count them out loud.
It's difficult to explain the shock, confusion, and disappointment that occurs when you pop a Jolly Rancher in your mouth - fully believing its cherry - then quickly discover that it is, in fact, cinnamon.