Clark W. Griswold

hold my beer, i’m about to go and get rich

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

I have a story about how insane your neighbors can be.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

Absolutely killer kale #ALLCAPS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

best solo lap flow ever?

#ALLCAPS | @axelfjallby

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

It was midnight three hours ago.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

@MajerMiner “6odz 6ift”

[crushed by cartoon piano]

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

TOP LINE MCMICHAEL YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST #ALLCAPS

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

DO IT FOR JOE MASERATI #ALLCAPS

[RMNB @rmnb]

Joe B and Locker are the best

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

Starting to think maybe Aaron Rodgers’ family doesn’t talk to HIM.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

@Churchgill BCS system wouldn’t allow a random committee to collude to ensure teams with the biggest fan bases make the playoffs. We couldn’t have that now could we?

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

My pan sauce broke before serving and I am in shambles.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

CC: @nhlleave

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

#ALLCAPS

[Tommy Chalk @Tommy_Chalk]

If Aliaksei Protas (6'6"), Brett Leason (6'5") and Anthony Mantha (6'5") all play in a game together, it will mark the first time in franchise history the Capitals had three forwards 6'5" or taller appear in a game. This doesn't include even include 6'4" Tom Wilson.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

Mustache season starts tomorrow.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

@tee_aus They traded John Wall for throwing ‘em up after a three pointer, we’re lucky if they let Gil in the building at this point.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

Sea law should require you to let that sumbitch fly immediately after an interception.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

I’m going to play Shy Glizzy so mf’n loud.

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

Tomorrow 👀

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

@Churchgill This man’s name is Toddler Moss.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

Making shrimp and grits.

[Clark W. Griswold @Flo_Seidon]

The Bat Signal for “That man about to eat a whole dozen”