Stubaby

Slightly dopey bloke who's had too many donuts on his route through life and likes acting. Made a funny once (2004)

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

Appeal for help http://t.co/16O9As5WcD

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

We are in the process of drafting a new law to ensure that perfume/fragrance ads cannot be shown on television. Ever!

If you are also in favour of this law, please show some support

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

I got attacked by a pheasant on my walk last night. I’m not sure where that leaves me on the food chain. I’m not sure about anything any more to be honest

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

Jesus Harcourt Christ

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

Is it just me or is Jesus on University Challenge tonight?

[Emma Harvey-Pugh @harveye78]

Actually working ‘out out’. Enjoying being face to face again and hearing @cesarcernuda and his UK leadership team at #NetAppPartnerAcademy

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

If you want to know how bad global warming is just ask yourself what all the billionaires are doing.

That’s right, building escape ships.

Makes you think huh?

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

We have recommended tweets I see. One was “I love the way you cum”. Unless she likes a bloke looking like Goofy and sounding like a knackered steam train at the moment of release, I doubt she was talking about me.

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

@kevjm100 I’ve got about 4 years of grumpiness just bursting for release

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

I’m back on the trains. Which means I have to listen to lots of stupid people. I’m already thinking maybe another lockdown wouldn’t be too bad.

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

@StubbornEyre Well that set off an unexpected chain reaction. How are you?

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

9:23 arrived at train station to drop parents off
11:02 extricated father from gate, mother from toilet and found luggage

Not too bad

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

@CanadianCheri I’ve still got a kidney - I’ll sell that

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

That moment you get off the train, look around with a happy smile, then remember you don’t live here any bloody more ...

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

Just downloaded dozens of MP3s from YouTube! Free & safe, try it https://t.co/MiAgyVbtkE via @Freemakecom

[Stubaby @Floatersfinest]

I’m all in favour of freedom of expression. But why is it that when I’m on a nude beach the person who always sits closest to me is always a 50 year old German with a cock like an angry Rottweilers chew toy?