Floating Librarian 📚📖

At the core of learning🍎 Hoping to spark a life-long love of reading, facts & discovery #AllReadingMatters #GreatSchoolLibraries 📚📖 Personal Acct She/They

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

One word @chris_hawkins AWESOME! Thank you for this morning's #AwesomeSegue @BBC6Music Happy holidays from this school librarian📚

[National Library of Scotland @natlibscot]

Good morning from a rather drookit Edinburgh. We recommend books and hot beverages.

[Scholastic UK @scholasticuk]

COMPETITION!

We're giving away THREE signed copies of the hilarious new book, A GLADIATOR STOLE MY LUNCHBOX, out July! Winning copies will also feature a fun doodle from author/illustrator @tibolota!

RT & follow both of us for a chance to win. Ends 31 May. T&C's on our website

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Librarians will automatically bump up a book's rating 40% if a main character works in a library

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

One more sign will fix it, right?

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

Currently reading is pretty much all I can do! #BrokenLibrarian Who would have thought it - I miss shelving!!

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

If you see this retweet with a photo of yourself reading

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

27% of librarians have rolled their eyes so hard they got a headache

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

When you ask someone if they read a book and they respond "No, but I saw the movie."

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

87% of librarians have a space heater hidden somewhere in the library

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

Google 100% nails every type of librarian in one set of suggestions

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

@bendavis_86 Ah there's nothing counting agents love more than a good rant on a spoiled ballot paper! The only thing of interest at 2am usually! As a Green my faves are those who don't vote Green, write 'None of them care about the planet/animals' then complain about lack of action on CC! 🙄

[Nicholas Poole OBE Hon. FCLIP @NickPoole1]

Morning everyone! Vote wisely and well. Meanwhile in unrelated news I will be spending my morning responding to the Government's ruling that creative arts, media and librarianship courses in HE are "high cost and low value". Don't forget your pen.

[The YA Book Prize @yabookprize]

The YA Book Prize 2021 winner will be crowned THIS WEEK! There are 10 amazing books on our #YA10 shortlist, but which one will take home the prize? Make sure you're checking our Twitter feed at 5pm BST on Thursday 6th May to find out! 🥳📚

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

@jonesgarethp The Floral Dance -Terry Wogan (RIP 😔)

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

@jonesgarethp Let's Dance to Joy Division by The Wombats - brilliant!

[School Library Association @uksla]

It's officially #NationalShareAStoryMonth! 😍📚

This annual celebration of the power of storytelling is the perfect opportunity to help children fall in love with reading, and this year's theme is 'Myths, Magic and Mayhem'✨

What stories will you be sharing? #NSSM2021 @FCBGNews

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Agnes Kasparkova, 90-Year-Old former agricultural worker began to turn her small village into an art gallery by hand-painting traditional Moravian motifs, such as flowers, on the local houses, the project's 13th year #womensart

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

@BBC6Music @ChrisHawkinsUK The #AwesomeSegue actually made me LOL 😆 this morning! Dirty grimey remix of 7 Nation Army into BoneyM - hilarious!! 😂😂😂 Good work poppet 🤗

[Floating Librarian 📚📖 @FloatyLibrarian]

@bendavis_86 Hope the sequence of events doesn't go like this... 🥳🤪🥴🤕