Floor Crosser

Having a really hard time with my political identity. Soft on crime, big on cash payouts. Willing to swing both ways.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

I haven’t got my grey checkmark yet because I’m still deciding which party to join, just checking which ones pay more first and figuring out how I can get my full pension and retire in 5 years.

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

Raj transporting big wood pillar to new Dunking Deep Donuts.

I’m finding my sunroof of Raj Mercedes Benz is great anchor for wood.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@RajdeepSinghCA Any of these gents interested in getting into politics? I have a opportunity with the Liberal Party of Ontario

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

Spread donuts not hate

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

Any Dunkin’ Donuts Canada where Raj working is welcome everyone from all race.

Lately I’m get lots online hate.

Let’s making Canada better place one Donut at time.

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

We are please to announcing new menu item at all Ontario Dunkin’ Donuts location.

Introduce Chutney Spiced Latte

Real intense Indian flavour combine with coffee blast.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

Is there a religious exemption for this blade ?

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

Raj first goal as Manager Dunkin’ Donuts will being customer security.

We can deter criminal and fentanyl abuser from property with giant Kirpan.

All location manage by Raj will have strong defence systems.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

Please consider hiring Rajdeep @dunkindonuts

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

I’m resigning Tim Hortons today before they hiring white manager that will firing Raj.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney And we are the strongest when we form a majority government by floor crossers just like me.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney We just need a few more floor crossers to cripple the energy sector. I can help with this.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney “It’s great that you were able to swing a majority from loyal and honest floor crossers. I am inspired by your tactics every day, and hope to one day cross the floor from the Green Party”

- Anonymous

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@CanadianPM Let’s work together to build a stronger Canada through floor crossing.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@JustinTrudeau Is your primary residence at Katy’s house now?

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney Hey @MarkJCarney I’m an undercover Green Party Mp looping to cross the floor, where do I sign up for that ? What are the benefits and how much will my salary increase?

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney Hey @MarkJCarney I’m an undercover Green Party Mp looping to cross the floor, where do I sign up for that ? What are the benefits and how much will my salary increase?

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney Now let’s work on getting King Charles to cross the floor and become King of Canada, not sure how that will work but I have faith that you can do it!

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@RajdeepSinghCA @oliviachow @FIFAWorldCup Will you consider crossing the floor to the @CPC_HQ this week?

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney “It’s great that you were able to swing a majority from loyal and honest floor crossers. I am inspired by your tactics every day, and hope to one day cross the floor from the Green Party”

- Anonymous

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney I heard that many nurses and doctors are very inspired by the floor crossers, so inspired that they’re also crossing the floor and joining the Army. You are an inspiration to all Canadians.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@liberal_party That’s right and this is exactly why we’re coming for @ElizabethMay to get her to cross the floor and abandon the Green Party once and for all’s

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

@MarkJCarney That’s right and with a basic dictatorship just around the corner we can be sure that @JustinTrudeau has his wishes granted.

[Floor Crosser @FloorCrossingMP]

Can we convince Rajdeep to cross the floor to the @liberal_party

#LiberalMajority #canada #politics

[Rajdeep Singh @RajdeepSinghCA]

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa! Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh!

Hello my dear Canadian sangat ji!

I am your new Prime Guru of Canada!

Big big Vaisakhi congratulations to everyone! Today we celebrate the birth of the Khalsa… and also the birth of my new majority government!

Waheguru ne full majority de ditta ji! Opposition only got 5 seats, rest all mine!

Now Canada da budget will run like langar style, free roti for all provinces, Chana Masala on every plate, and poutine with extra tadka!

No more carbon tax ji, only “Karbon” tax on people who no do Seva on weekends.

Immigration policy made simple: If you can shout “Bole So Nihal” with full josh, direct PR milega!

Finance Minister Harpreet Singh ji promised – GST on parshad is zero percent forever!

Vaisakhi Mubarak ji! Khalsa di fateh, Canada di fateh, and my strong majority government di fateh!

Your loving Prime Guru

Hon. Rajdeep Singh

(Leader of the Khalsa Party with Strong Majority Government)