Roger

Extreme jackassery, shenanigans, bad humor, oh, and help with tile. I really am a professional tile contractor - really. See?

[Roger @FloorElf]

Hey!
I did another thing. We now have another tile layout planner. This one has new patterns, in case you were feeling like a regular brick pattern wasn't enough of a pain in the ass for you! 😂
You can find it here under 'Advanced tile layout planner': https://t.co/SNYRCf3bc5

[Roger @FloorElf]

I did some stuff to help you with your tile installation.

https://t.co/Cmc9PRqZKn

[Roger @FloorElf]

Hey! Need help knowing what your chosen tile layout will look like? I can help with that. 🙂
https://t.co/gQftWAZIIM

[Roger @FloorElf]

Guess what?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand why Critical Race Theory was being taught in Middle Earth schools. So we talked to three Orcs at a Panera Bread in Mordor.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@TPBlue4 @politico They're purchasing all the outlets with which to spread their right wing propaganda.

[Bob Newhart @BobNewhart]

Thank you to everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes! 93 is the new 39!

[Roger @FloorElf]

Damnit! Sorry guys, the page wasn't live. It's good now.

This is what happens when you let elves play with the internet...

[Roger @FloorElf]

Need a Kerdi-board manual? Go here: https://t.co/zIpfJkmNdu
And type 'favorite' to open the super-secret page!
Or go to the library: https://t.co/wijj9ydy3z and pick anything for 1/2 off with the code 'favorite'.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@cavenewt Nope, I'm around. Just quiet.
That whole day job thing...🤣

[Roger @FloorElf]

Hey! Is anyone still out there?
I'm a bit rusty, but I'm back.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@jbrown13_brown Hi Jim,
With a regular tile drill bit. You want to ensure the fasteners go into a stud. You can use anchors but they would only be anchored by the tile itself, the kboard isn't going to add any stability to them. If there is no blocking for the rails you need to find studs

[Roger @FloorElf]

@6thhistoryben Hi Ben,
Is that redgard? It looks black in the photo. Is there a barrier behind that backer? Because if not, it isn't waterproof. A lot of "contractors" put up backer and redgard seams and call it waterproof, it isn't.
It needs either a barrier behind it or a membrane over it.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@taliesan Hi Geoffrey, SO sorry for the delay. With flexcolor and other acrylic grouts you can just go over the top of it, no need to remove the existing grout that shrank.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

It's jumped species.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC BINGO!

[Roger @FloorElf]

@TheRickWilson Do I have to stand back as well???

[Roger @FloorElf]

@ProjectLincoln He was getting cranky and wouldn't nap, so they put him in a car seat and drove around until he fell asleep.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@charliekirk11 @mchooyah Actually it isn't because of his politics, it's because he's an irresponsible incompetent asshole.

[Roger @FloorElf]

@Rowan_Atkinson Fort Collins, Colorado, United States.