Flopaholic

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[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

The past is for losers and cowards

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

I think as a “sub-contractor” you should be able to tell a homeowner to fuck themselves at least once a month.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

People will tell you they’re the president of their HOA and wear it like a badge of honor.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Responding to work emails in a beer garden (planned don’t respond to shit til EOD) is like taking a shit with a bidet you’re making the most out of something unenjoyable. #flop

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

This was the tweet that told me i should probably start heading to work.

[Aidan @aidannonx]

When she says her dad likes to have a “pretty lady” on his arm when golfing, and she says she finds his friends attractive, indulges all her wants, and sends him this stuff, coupled with boomer dads being hardasses to young men, it’s obvious

Girl dads are resentful they can’t fuck their daughters. They hate young guys because they’re competition.

[Lenford “Lenny” Leonard @Leonard42]

The Essence of this meme

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

I’d take her last name

[Illinois State Women’s Basketball @RedbirdWBB]

New addition in Normal🌟

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Just saw a legend on a motorcycle with a skinny lady with giant cans on the back it sucks seeing someone else living your dream but if i were to ever drive i motorcycle i don’t think id get off it alive.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

No i don’t have a banana in my pocket i have a boner and no I’m not happy to see you i was hoping to take care of this in private.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Fuck this limp dick havin fake news spewing couldn’t handle his whiskey lookin ass backwards in east lakeview hot dog no bun ordering dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden with a hamster for a mother and a father that smelt of elderberries.

[Brian @CountryWhisky]

@BN_Bears White Sox fans are Packer fans

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Belly Flop Mixtape - Austin, TX 3/8/2026

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

When chief keef say I’m a gorilla in the fucking zoo i felt that on some shit but I’m out in the wild not in a zoo. Walls nor cages cannot confine me.

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Danny Kummerer has changed a lot since moving to boystown

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

If Danny kummerer got a good haircut he could be this man

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

A man living my dream. Bullshit.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

5’5” Lucas Byrd wins the national championship then hugs his 6’3” girlfriend.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Ledge

[tia @dontfacetimeme]

nigga sent me a fucking hot dog machine for Christmas he gon forever piss me off

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

My acquaintance, @_JohnnyO is also a daily customer at Cinnabon.

[Spinachbrah 🥗 @basedspinach]

. @Cinnabon I am a daily customer. I will never buy another Cinnabon after you fired that lady who was harassed by Somalian Illegal Aliens trying to do her job.

This is America. And we stand with Americans.

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Fuck i wish i never saw this

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

@flopfather @FireMeUpFrank Flopfather, nice to meet you. Names Flopalicious. Brothers in war or enemies till death?

I will allow you to decide.

-Flop

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Portage, WI mentioned. Obligatory repost.

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Ah yes, $1.7bn to widen a highway but more Amtrak service especially to Madison and Green Bay is bad for tax payers. >:(((

[Flopaholic @Flopalicious69]

Should i text her “i love you” and see what happens