Bono's Hair

I've been lost, found, dyed, reborn, transgendered, modified, recycled, shorn, grown, replaced and mocked. Now I'm stuck in a moment and I can't get out of it.

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@guyoseary Darling, Verified Fans are veritably pissed. What can you do?

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Could be worse, darlings. The carpet could match the curtains. #shudder

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@Irishjoeshelton Every. Last. Follicle, baby.

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@andreafermino Me

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I'm the best thing about Him, the best thing that ever happened a dwarf, poppets.

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@andreafermino 'Tis indeed myself and Himself. Well spotted, darling.

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My precious babies, I think she may like me...https://t.co/ZHwrmWHVNy

[Kelly Eddington @kellyeddington]

My new (huge) Achtoon Baby is on @atu2 now! Includes cartoony and realistic images. https://t.co/ekyMzVbXGD #U2TheJoshuaTree2017 #U2

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@kellyeddington @atu2 We always love to meet our adoring fans, don't we, poppet? #fanhairedalloveryou

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"Go easy on me, brother..."

Overheard in His boudoir, darlings. ;)

#U2TheBlackout #nevergoeasyonmereg

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@kellyeddington @U2 Damn that hat, poppet.

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@PJDeGenaro Sweetness, His horn is so, so
far from wee.
#askreg

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Friends don't let friends post snaps of me like this, darlings.
#unfortunateerection

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Darlings, I'm home!

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@meghpatrice Darling, I cannot be won.

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@Ginocastaldo @fouroux Do I not look exquisitely floofy here, @fouroux? And does Reg's shirt design not look like a Rorschach of a zebra's face?

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@fouroux Darlings, I have a private list of all of the things he can do...

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@fouroux Frankly, my dear, it's as if you know what I look like without my chemise on!

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@larrysdrumstick Sweetie, I'm His hair. I can't be bothered with things like setlists and the like. It's much more important that I focus on arses and such.

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@larrysdrumstick You called, darling?