Aaron Brown

Once upon a time, there was a man. Upon this man, the world set it's evil armies, and against this man, all evil lay slain. I am not this man. I am a sandwich.

[Larry Lawton @LawrenceRLawton]

@MDSPD @MiamiSup @KathyFndzRundle Are the MDSP overpaid? This article I read is concerning. What are police worth? I hope the school district doesn't mess up. So dangerous for our kids.
https://t.co/MP4hEpJFso

[cori dyer @CoriDyer]

WHO SAID I CAN'T POST THIS?
https://t.co/LnBQctidPi #spam #SpamShame

[Syed Doha® @syeddoha]

If somehow you think you understand the complexity of the global politics then I will just say pass the salt (TY Lisa, for letting me borrow the line). Otherwise, just look at how Erdoğan looks at the Emir of Qatar - a ferocious ruler in #Doha. It's a dog it dog world in darkage

[izm @izm]

OKグーグル、みんなを幸せにして

[Syed Doha® @syeddoha]

Long awaited album by @evanescence is just #soulclenching. Congrats!

[No Home For Hatred @NoHomeForHate]

Unbelievable! @Lowes employee #MarkChase calls for modern day #Muslim #Holocaust. #Retweet if you think there's no home for #hate like this at #Lowes 1440 S Higley Rd, #Mesa, #Arizona

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Today, I lose the best friend I've ever had. I hope they have plenty of ducks in heaven. I love you, Simon. I always will.

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

I feel bad for all the scared kids, who just wanted to be cool, that are now trapped inside the monsters they became to do so. #annualtweet

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Happy Birthday to the lovely @KillSmile_ from me and the puppertons.

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Came into work early because it's crazy busy. Crazy. Busy. But before I knew it, my shift was almost over. #SilverLining

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

My new 3DS from @thenicolebee. Jelly @xKyle_Wilkinson? #newtoys

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Feeling (nearly) fine after a damn good night of drinking with @KillSmile_. Which is surprising, based on the state of the bottle.

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

I should have called in sick today, but now I'm staying late because everyone else did. #Highroad

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Somebody should invent a gene therapy where I get to be half bear and hibernate through winter. #WinterProblems

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Yes, I am in bed already at 4pm. Is it my fault that my bed is the warmest, comfiest piece of furniture?

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

@xKyle_Wilkinson And subsequently overflow the drink with Carbonation. Powder has a lot of surface area for formation of bubbles. #Science

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

Energy drink, why must you fail me? I got a whole 2 hours of sleep last night. That's plenty, right? Right?

[Aaron Brown @FloppySandwich]

@KillSmile_ @xKyle_Wilkinson Oh! Also this trailer for Blizzard's version of LoL. http://t.co/NROQsCagBI