Floptajoe

A pebble in the moonlight.

Increasingly becoming an #FPL person after 16 seasons.

Co-creator of Fantasy EFL Championship → @gaffr_io

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@fpl_tactician I think you can list any 5 teams there, another season written off

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@NolanAnalyst @NextBestPicture He clearly saw and hated both.

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@lisamarkwell @SamWallaceTel @Telegraph @MrGuyKelly @TelegraphSport Greedy, lying coward.

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

Mick McCarthy, but as you scroll down he gets happier.

THREAD🧶

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@Gizmodo Champing

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@Pras_fpl Rare you see a player give the keeper the eyes from outside the box but no part of me thought Pereira would go near post from that position either.

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@FaceoftheZebra Sperrin no expense

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@Pras_fpl @FPL_Andy @FlapjackFpl Ah, makes sense now. Thought for a sec the pressure was getting to Pras.

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@FlapjackFpl @Pras_fpl Thank you Flapjack, fighting for the fpl everyman 🛋️

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@SchrodingrsBrat Inspired to dedicate myself to mopping the floor the best it's ever been mopped so that the world can see my magnum opus, my legacy. Thankfully I work in a museum.

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@dk3lly The stats you quote are meaningless.

[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@dk3lly A change that was made in both previous games. How many of those high-intensity runs occurred in that period? How many would a fully rested sub achieve?

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

I was *supposed* to be on vacation, and I didn't blog for a month, but I still looked at my distraction rectangle, listing things I wanted to write about. Consequentially, the backlog is *massive*, so it's time to declare bankruptcy with a #linkdump:

https://t.co/pO5tGlhcPb

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[Floptajoe @FloptaJoe]

@dorsalstream You just cares for her 🙂

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@dorsalstream You married Nina?

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

it’s so weird seeing my sleep paralysis demons on their days off

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@essveeyel @mrspolimata You may need to tattoo this somewhere.

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@SamVanLeer No problem at all, maybe you can do the same for me some day.

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What fresh heel is this?