All things Ali

Defender of Daddy Long Legs

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Getting plentiful compliments on my rad dress thanks @LPontheleft

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@Ziva_vibes3y And 1130

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@Ziva_vibes3y 878 moving the lower horizontal matches of the 3 to the middle of the 0s

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@Ziva_vibes3y Oh 938 as well

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@Aestheticsn1 Oso

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Oliver Tree's last video on the Internet is currently resurfacing and he revealed that he feels his life is in DANGER after he left his record label Atlantic Records 😳👀

"They told me to watch my back and that I will regret leaving them"
"I just wanted better for my career"

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@Matt_Pinner Sphincter to hell

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@ick_real Marjorie, Agnes, Opal, Pearl, Dorathy

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@Samu1618Bo @HumansNoContext Has no one ever been overwhelmed that they couldnt figure something out? Sheesh. Theyre toddlers learning how to cope and handle situations!

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Aaaaand just like that I’m back on twitter. I missed the drama and unfiltered violence.

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When people wear too much blush it reminds me of ski goggle windburns on the opposite side of the face.

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Binge watching The Sopranos has me baking ziti for NYE

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My hair was looking a little too pretty so I went full mullet mode.

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The pumpkins that have been in my yard since fall are getting eaten by elk and I’m so happy!

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@amandurr27 Cutie patootie

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@heavyhaulindime @dannydifeeto Stoppp I cringe when I see 15 open

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My roommate has 226 tabs open on his phone. We’re currently harassing him to close them all NOW! The audacity. Who does this?? Shame—> @dannydifeeto

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@iam_kendiii The pill and pullout…

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Rewatching Gilmore Girls and the grandmother had a disappointing laser eye surgery and referenced Dr. Mengele in her dramatic complaining and i choked on my ramen. Well done.

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"DNA is really so crazy, have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn’t the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and ...

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Pov: youre someone who doesnt get texted or notified often. And now youre important at work and get an ungodly amount of emails. Let me breathe!