Roxanne Johnson-Weasley

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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

https://t.co/BtRbdwwhOf

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP is she on the pill? low. but if she’s ovulating? don’t risk it.

i’ve had one too many pregnancy scares. i’ve never seen my boyfriend get so pale before when i told him, and that bloke’s white as f—

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP well, dummy, you better wrap it up if you don’t want a toddler. pulling out doesn’t always work, you know-

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP yeah, she wants you to put a baby in her.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

you’ll thank me one day.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP your girlfriend wants you to do it raw, no spells, no rubber, just pure unprotected— do you get where i’m going with this?

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP YES—! fire away, i’m so serious.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP i can give you tips. for a bottle of firewhiskey.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

if it weren’t for jacob, i’d be into women only.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

alexa play 1-800-hot-n-fun

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

roxanne is making zero points and her words are slurred, but she doesn’t care!

rowena is a know-it-all.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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nora’s also drunk and finding this 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 hilarious.

she’s just inciting the fight and siding with the portrait for now. rowena’s making good points.
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

update: roxanne is drunk and picking a fight with the ravenclaw portrait.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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galentine’s night with girlies, baked goodies and wine courtesy of @FloreatBeauty now happening in ravenclaw tower ♡
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[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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galentine’s night with girlies, baked goodies and wine courtesy of @FloreatBeauty now happening in ravenclaw tower ♡
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

yes, I’ve had the honor pf hearing it quite a few times,

. . . and tonight we’re going to celebrate that and nothing else.

cheers, bestie. <3 🍷

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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have i told you you’re my best friend in this entire big wide world?

because you’re my best friend in this entire big wide world.
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

say less. i’ve managed to smuggle three bottles!

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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please do— bring plenty.
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

as she should!

i’ll bring the wine, though.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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she’s celebrating galentine’s day with her friends today because no bloke is ever worth the hassle.

got herself pretty flowers, too.
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

“you were nice to james potter?” her voice was a little too loud, so she clasps her mouth apologetically. “did you hit your head in the shower? what’s gotten into you—?”

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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“thank you,” the brunette sighs, hands warming as she cradles the cup. “can you believe i was nice to your cousin today? should’ve kicked him in the shin instead, would’ve brought me less trouble—”
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

okay, girl. . . spill the tea.

but not literally cause i worked too hard making you tea—

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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that makes two of them. where’s @FloreatBeauty when she needs to rant and a hot cup of tea?
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[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

@JamesSiriusP i need to un-cousin you, cousin.

[Roxanne Johnson-Weasley @FloreatBeauty]

i should be offended.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✉︎ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒕𝒉͟𝒆͟𝒐͟𝒅͟𝒐͟𝒓͟𝒆͟. @nosokinea]

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trying to go twenty-four hours without being reminded of [ redacted ] is impossible in this school when there’s a family member of his in every corner.
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