Floretta Parlor

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Anger wishes that all mankind had only one neck; love, that it had only one heart; grief, two tear-glands; and pride, two bent knees

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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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Latin Proverb~ God will be present whether asked or not.

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Margaret Lee Runbeck~ Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent indeed than having.

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Next year, why not vacation in the millions of worlds of a used book store?

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Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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John Milton~ Give me the liberty to know to utter and to argue freely according to conscience above all liberties.

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What does not destroy me, makes me strong. [Or, What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.]. -Friedrich Neitzche

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

[Floretta Parlor @FlorettaParlor]

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.