Noticeably Phat

[Noticeably Phat @Floribundie]

Lowkey scissoring with my boygina rn

[Noticeably Phat @Floribundie]

@33meow3333 @catgirlprostate This is just misinfo that’s spread constantly

[Gnoc @Gnoc290438]

@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

[KASUMI OOMINE @kasumioomine]

Dog

Colorful dogs in condiment colors.
They have been waiting patiently for summer.
Cooling off in the sea, warming up in the sand, then doing it all over again.
Favorite food: Nachos

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

It’s hard to be woah Vicky sometimes

[duda @eduardaschar]

opinião impopular sobre status de relacionamento:

solteira - chique
ficante - podre, infantil, vai crescer
namorando - chiquissimo
noiva - muito muito chique
casada - meh… sei lá… tanto faz.. q seja
divorciada - loba.. chique!
viúva - parem as máquinas. a MAIS chique

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Jeff Bezos thinks people are ‘vilifying the rich.’ Bro, you’re one of the richest people on earth and 1/3 of your warehouse workers rely on government assistance for basic needs like food and rent. You ARE the villain.

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

Neighbors hate my natural, native pollinator yard. They keep submitting complaints to code enforcement. I can now tell code enforcement to drop their pants, take a step back, and literally fuck themselves. Feels great.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

that’s not what she’s implying at all. she’s saying we need to assign “economic value” to natural resources like clean air, water and soil and include them on corporate and financial balance sheets. the goal is to stop businesses and economies from treating these essentials as completely free, unlimited and invisible. so that the real costs of depleting or polluting them become visible and influence decisions, rather than being ignored until systems collapse.

[re: emma @evemmore]

I am the security guard who yelled at that child for looking at chappell roan and I will do it again . my name is emerald fennell

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

ITS OFFICIAL: GAVIN NEWSCUM IS OFFICIALLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD TRUMP GAVE AWAY THE PRESIDENCY ON LIVE TV, HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE IS EVEN DOING ANYMORE ...

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

nancy pelosi was spotted at a hidden bunker in tel aviv kneeling at Netanyahus casket in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell

[Toronto gay @wheatpoolboy]

"became lifeless" new passive police language just dropped

[Noticeably Phat @Floribundie]

@Gamma681 @Sprocketguys Which part was this?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Look at epstine

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

is it ok to have no energy every day and never be able to do anything