Florida Boy Problems

I live where you vacation. My tweets are funny, because they're true.

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

RT “@TheyLoveCamm: Your ex either hates you or loves you.. Nothing in between”

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Every once in a while I get that urge to settle down #TheStruggle

[Chance (In Memory) @Takeaachance]

Treat her like a queen

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

RFT “@nikidtini: Sometimes I wonder how I survived life before alcohol”

[D @d0mmyx]

I hate the police so much

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Monday is going to fuck me hard.

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Oh twitter must have unfollowed you it's acting so gay. No, I unfollowed you because your tweets are gay as fuck.

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Girls and their fucking puppies. Come here bitch I got a #PuppyForYa

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

RT @MaddieOHH_03: When you're up, your friends know who you are. When you're down, you know who your friends are.

[D @d0mmyx]

We bouty bouty we rowdy uhhhh

[Vogue Papi™ @itsdedinnn]

I think about 12 people actually have a Netflix account. The rest of the world just uses them.

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Finals are such bullshit I just want to be half past drunk on a beach.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(601): I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.

[D @d0mmyx]

The amount of psychos and idiots I deal with on a daily basis is unreal

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

Weed and brews #LifeIsGood

[Florida Boy Problems @FloridaBoyProbz]

I always want you when I'm comin down.

[c h e l l y @chelllyfish]

I'm in Maaaryy world 🍀💋💨🙊