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Friend to animals

[Weasel @FloridaMan2691]

@bradenpace @megbasham

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

“I’m on the D List, Jerry”

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Weasel @FloridaMan2691]

@RepThomasMassie

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@TrueFactsStated Go fuck yourself 🇺🇸 🦅 ⚽️

[Justin Lloyd (Jim Varney's Biographer/Nephew) @jimvarneybook]

Warning: these Ernest outtakes may improve your day. 🎬 😂

[Mr. T @MrT]

Hey Rocky Balboa, I mean, Sly @TheSlyStallone I hear today is your Birthday! Well, Happy Birthday Brother, God bless you and thanks for everything!

[Weasel @FloridaMan2691]

@CitizenAmedia You forgot he was also called a dog killer.

[Weasel @FloridaMan2691]

@Noahpinion

[Mike Piazza @mikepiazza31]

I really want to wish the USA and all of you a Happy 4th of July and 250th Birthday. #America250. My family and I are so grateful for this country and the opportunity we’ve had to achieve our dreams..One of the coolest things are the countless European World Cup fans who now know what a wonderful country we have and how fortunate we are to be Americans.. God Bless and be safe.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

this person is dead wrong. never rely on wikipedia, dummy - the Beatles were Cafferty's opening band when they reformed in 72. But had to leave because their lead singer Roger Daltry became ill with gastrointestinal parasites. Look it up dude. I'll be here for an apology.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

as a kid I saw the Beatles open up for John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.

[Eduardo Martinez @PharrFromHeaven]

IIRC when they told Christopher Lloyd they fired Eric Stoltz, Lloyd said "who's that?" When told it was his costar, Lloyd was genuinely like, "I thought his name was Marty." cause Eric was making all the actors call him Marty, even when they weren't shooting.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Wishing You a Blessed Fourth 🙏🏾🇺🇸
Much Love, UNCLE SAM

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

This guy should run for president.

[Archibald Tanstaafl @harry_tanstaafl]

@MichaelJHurd1 trump has the government taking ownership in corporations. massive tariffs. corporate subsidies. the largest military budget in history. the largest "economic stimulus" in history. ice crawling all over society. youre a fucking joke.

[Weasel @FloridaMan2691]

@Lieboisout Because to quote Trump himself "I love the poorly educated"

[Justin Lloyd (Jim Varney's Biographer/Nephew) @jimvarneybook]

Paul Rudd clearly knows the craft...but Jim Varney had a PhD in convincing you Sprite tasted like a fine Merlot. 😂 🍷 #KnowhutImean

[Gene Simmons @genesimmons]

In honor of my mother, Flora Klein, who at 14 years of age was in the concentration camps of Nazi Germany, I will be at the White House July 4th honoring our veterans from WW II July 4th. Alongside me, will be 10 surviving WW II veterans. God bless our veterans.