ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉

ᴛᴇxᴀɴ ʙʏ ᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇs. ғʀᴇᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇsᴛɪɴᴇ 🇵🇸

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

HOLD ON A DAMN SECOND…. They ended up in each others shorts the next morning 😭 #WhiteLotus

[𝔟𝔬𝔫𝔢 🦴 @certifiedmaxey]

All of NBA twitter coming together to hate on the Knicks fan base.

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

This is the shittiest take I’ve ever read 😂

[The Vü Viscount @tasimetre]

@livehomecha Toronto is much too busy of a place to concern itself with international events tbh. Vancouver loves these kinds of things bc they don’t usually get to host much.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy National Best Friends Day

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

Turtles are racist

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Tortoises headbutt black objects because high contrast makes them look like threats, rivals, or burrows.

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

@DaBronco0 Texas heat is nasty tho

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

@EatTheRich2025 The internet in general is such a horrible racist place

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

@rraman3110 @ifpost47 Bro stfu

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

@Redheat15 I’d give this to you @nagu1489

[Melody Hasse @Redheat15]

Alrighty peeps! Next giveaway! A signed jersey! It’s a Dallas Stars jersey. Winner announced June 4, 2026. Like, comment and share for a chance to win!

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Happy Pride month!

[d. @thathouguy_]

@GregAbbott_TX For someone’s legs who don’t work you sure do dick ride trump a lot

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

@Hoopss

[Curry Flurry 😈 @BabyFaceDubs]

Me liking every Shai slander tweet

[ғʟᴏss.ʏᴏᴜʀ.ᴛᴏᴏᴛʜ🍉 @FlossYourTooth]

This government really on some shit 🤦🏽‍♀️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

They walk among us.

https://t.co/7HysdUuNVM

[ꕤ @arisinterludes]

well cause he’s a bitch