Spouse Guy of Pesh

Voting guy, actor, game show host, 13-year midlife crisis. LLama. Taking back patriotism. he/him. Vassar/NUSL | video games: @TheTylersalt @gameandguess

[Spouse Guy of Pesh @FloundOfPesh]

The right to vote is a human right, full stop. I can't think of a single reason why anyone should be denied the right to vote under any circumstances.

[Spouse Guy of Pesh @FloundOfPesh]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/sSJVDg18b1

[Shane Phillips @ShaneDPhillips]

Something we don't talk enough about are the massively asymmetric consequences of undersupplying vs oversupplying housing.

Undersupply: high rents, long commutes, outmigration, homelessness

Oversupply: temporary vacancies, affordable housing, developers lose a bunch of money

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

cowboys fans are asking some really tough questions right now, and i gotta say, i don't have the answers. i don't know which texans jersey you should buy

[Spouse Guy of Pesh @FloundOfPesh]

@jon_bois watching football

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TIPPED AND CAUGHT FOR THE BILLS TD 🤯😱

WHAT.

(via @NFL)

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

sorry to say this, but there's some heartbreak ahead for a lot of these teams in the playoffs. if they didn't help the traveling merchant repair his wagon wheel in week 4, he won't be there to assist them or trade items in the wild card round

[Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD]

Among the merits of a Zero Fare Transit Policy are 1) reduced friction at every step, 2) reduced conflicts between riders and transit staff, 3) no need to spend money on collecting, processing, and especially *enforcing* fare evasion

[OaklandStadiumWatch @OakStadiumWatch]

A's: "The Oakland Coliseum is no longer a viable stadium for professional baseball. It is a completely antiquated facility we must leave as soon as possible to survive as a baseball franchise."

Oakland Ballers: "Hey can we use the Coliseum for a night?"

A's: "NO IT'S OURS!"

[Spouse Guy of Pesh @FloundOfPesh]

@akachela Ooh

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Hey look that's us! @TheAtlantic named The History of the Minnesota Vikings one of the best films of the year

👏 @jon_bois @secretbase

[FOSTER @weareyourfek]

Futurism caught Sports Illustrated publishing AI stories — with fake author profile pages and all. We went to them with it, and they wiped...all of it. https://t.co/bjPvqWeOBI

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CLE 12 - 29 DEN
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1081st unique final score in NFL history.

[Nicky Molitoris @MolitorisNick]

Hearing this fox broadcast talk about scorigami makes me so happy. You've made a real impact on America's favorite sport, @jon_bois, that's awesome.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

shout out to food

[derek davison @dwdavison]

Tlaib should ask for a copy of the censure resolution, dip it in bronze, and hang it on her office wall. Being condemned by this abhorrent mob of sociopaths is a badge of honor if ever there was one.

[Amira Hassan @itsAmira_H]

The people of Gaza are not experiencing a drought. Israel is destroying all water systems.

The people of Gaza are not experiencing a famine. Israel is starving them.

The people of Gaza are not under the rubble because of an earthquake. Israel is bombing them.

#CeasefireNOW

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

At the New York Times, the rule is that you can be comically biased with political positions infusing every word of your work, but you can’t acknowledge your political positions. That would be wrong:

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Ken Mattingly, astronaut who helped Apollo 13 crew return safely home, dies at age 87 https://t.co/XgXkW748sm

[Spouse Guy of Pesh @FloundOfPesh]

@RadishHarmers Have you tried the LTTP randomizer?

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

finally reading House of Leaves