Fluke

Just a fake roaming around the cyberspace

[Kevin Le Guillou @kevinleguillou]

Anime version of the Love Potion story! I'm still giddy watching the result, it works so well 😁
Script from @moonlightbro and Malfoid base artwork from @Reia_76
The video was created with Minimax H3 Max Ref.
"Potter no baka! 😡"

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@ComedorDelix0 Comeria até se ela tivesse pinto

[𝕺 𝕯𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖗🇧🇷🤝🇺🇸 @Doutrinadorg]

"Ainnnnnn mas se o Flávio ganhar no 1º turno, vamos perder a nossa soberania, porque no dia seguinte, os EUA invadirão o Brasil para prenderem juízes corruptos e narco-terroristas"

Eu no dia 05 às 06:00, na porta da Embaixada Americana:😬
🇧🇷🤝🇺🇸

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@yuzinhaaa Judeus trabalham incansavelmente para que a gente nunca tenha nossa esposa japonesa fofa.

[Yuzinha @yuzinhaaa]

Esses dias passou um helicóptero aq perto da minha casa e eu nem liguei mt. Qnd fui ver,tinha um idoso de terno e gravata correndo até mim: era Benjamin Netanyahu. Ele apontou o celular dele com esse video e disse "haha você nunca terá isso brutal" e saiu voando com o helicoptero

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@Phoenix_0092 @ShitpostRock I didn't, but we're going through Autumn Sales on Steam so a lot of games are on sale, some discounts more aggressive than others. That's why I didn't see anything wrong or a joke in the post.

[Scott Carpenter 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ScottRCarpenter]

This new timeline is very much to my liking.

“Truth needs no flesh to stand.”

[PeterC @nightowl_trades]

The thread got too long to follow on X 😭 so Draconia has moved!

The full story is now on Wattpad: all 24 chapters and 2 epilogues, first year to "we'll see", with new illustrations 🐍💚

Link in the reply 👇

#Malfoid #FemDraco #HarryPotter

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

56% of women reported their drinks were spiked in clubs and bars.

Guess what? All SELF-REPORTED. Zero toxicology. Zero lab test. Zero confirmed cases.

These women get DRUNK, blackout, embarrass themselves, and then run to the ER and say "my drink was spiked!"

Isn't this madness? They hate accountability so much that they can’t even be accountable for their own binge drinking.

[Zanfa 2 @ZanfaVive]

Carro maravilhoso

[Merk @TrulyAFed]

My fuckin bank account, retard

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@aassibarreto Se eles aparecerem aqui em SP e passarem pela região que eu moro eu até pago umas pizzas e refri. Fazendo esse favor pela gente eles merecem mais do que só ração militar.

[Bruxão petersoniano 🇮🇹 @aassibarreto]

Colaborar

[Não é o Léo Lins @leolinshumor]

Eu não acredito que eu vou ver vagabundo defendendo a fala do Lula sobre proibir ter mais de um cartão de crédito numa sexta-feira, só porque foi o Lula que falou

[🇭🇷Luke🇻🇦1:37 @TheocratMonarch]

Unironically if Malfoy was female she'd be the perfect wife

>racist
>slytherin
>hot

And HP-fangirls would absolutely HATE her because guys like her

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@TheFarmerchad Suicídio é cringe e gay

[Sachi @Sachi_Hwa]

Maybe this happened somewhere along the way...👀

[Fluke @FlukeThird]

@anarcodan Golpe usando o que? Exército atual mal presta pra pintar meio-fio kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Alerius 🌠🎀 ✂️✨ @Alerius210231]

So, today we learned that Lumi is 4th year mean girl Malfoid, and Shiina is 1st year bratty Malfoid.

They both fit amazingly well. 11/10. Would be bullied again.

#HarryPhaser

@AmanogawaShiina @Kaneko_Lumi

[💭.｡:･*ﾟ💫ﾟ*･.｡ @ViioRaiin]

Women are making dresses, men are writing romantic prose and Grok just got spiritually baptized. What a week man