Michael Mormino

Chemist, sloth enthusiast, and baker of ugly cakes.
UC Berkeley PhD • 2012-2017,
UNC Chapel Hill Postdoc • 2017-2019,
he/him

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@sauceythenoodle

[Neuroskeptic 🇺🇦 @Neuro_Skeptic]

We need a Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares for science. Gordon going into struggling labs, revealing the horrors lurking in fridges and file drawers, calling a postdoc a donkey.

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@TommySiegel Perfection. No notes.

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

Congratulations, Professor Morstein! Looking forward to your future successes!

[Johannes Morstein @mo_hannes]

I am thrilled to announce that I will be joining @Caltech @CaltechCCE as an Assistant Professor in Summer 2025! The Morstein Lab will develop chemical tools to study, target, and reprogram the human lipidome. (1/3)
https://t.co/lgGXKpsWlM

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@IGN Rest in power, king.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

me when my employer wants me to climb a steep and rickety ladder at work

[The Hartwig Group @HartwigGroup]

Ever dreamt of reaching into the base cabinet and grabbing the aqueous ammonia and potassium hydroxide pellets to run your amination reactions? (1/4)

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

B-O-X-T-O-G-O
Can I get a box to go?

[Wisecracking Blonde @RoobsC]

Being smart has never stopped me from being an idiot.

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@NipahDUBS Yoshi P, Muppet language localization NOW. PLEASE!

[The Hartwig Group @HartwigGroup]

Check out our latest @J_A_C_S paper where we demonstrate a Cu-mediated cyanodifluoromethylation of aryl halides. Congrats @woop_jer_it_is, Tommaso, Trevor, Sophie, and @EnamineLtd! https://t.co/RI9D9lBCtm

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

Truly an incredible experience seeing the amazing @st_vincent perform last night! One of the best concerts I've ever seen. She deserved every "mother" we shouted to her 😄

[Nurix Therapeutics @Nurix_Tx]

We’re delighted to announce the publication in Science of our studies demonstrating the activity of Nurix’s clinical-stage targeted degrader, NX-2127, against a range of acquired resistance mutations to commonly used BTK inhibitors.

Read more here: https://t.co/3TwzlnwYaD

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

This is the sort of energy I want to bring to 2024.

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@HotPaperComics Always love this comic because I relate to both lol

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@Teachforaliving

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@Teachforaliving Please please please share a cross-section photo when you are able! This is incredible! Happy Thanksgiving!

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@radscientist_ If they say dry, you say goodbye.

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

@chem_spy I had so much fun with this lol 😆 Thanks!

[Michael Mormino @FluoridaMan]

Happy Halloween! To celebrate, I made a red velvet cake with (edible) blood and glass! #chemistswhobake #chemistswhocook