HtownTrey

avid Houston sports troll

[Steven Patton @PattonAnalytics]

Don’t even know if that’s a top 5 throw for Elway when he was out there launching piss missiles on a rope

[MLB @MLB]

Yordan Alvarez absolutely demolished his 13th home run of the season 😮

This ball was 115.9 MPH off the bat 😮‍💨

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@Nutzypoo_ttv Cool I’m not losing my mind

[Rohan @RohanQ56]

@MinatoHokageOL @ChrisCoop_ @Flycolb Last week's "best hitter" ranking had Ohtani over Yordan

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@RohanQ56 @ChrisCoop_ Great point but anyone with ball knowledge will know

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@Its_Ruso @SleeperAstros I have no notes that is perfect

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@ChrisCoop_ Nah he’s just one of those guys that you know for a fact odds are something good is about to happen

[christian ✨ @StroudMerchant]

the rockets lost 4-1 to lebron, tore it all down, tanked for years, rebuilt and are getting dogged by lebron again

[Bay Area Bob @TheBayAreaBob]

That’s called prostitution

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

Astros teams that have started 6-4 in the past decade:

2017: 6-4
2022: 6-4
2026: 6-4

👀👀👀

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@SleeperAstros @Chandler_Rome Yeah they’re gone

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@TexansCommenter GOOD JOB BROTHER GOOD JOB

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@TexansCommenter LETS GOOOO

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

US vs Venezuela in the WBC Championship Game.

If US wins, we get to take as much oil as we want for free for the next 100 years.

If Venezuela wins, US has to let Nicolás Maduro go.

Let's make it interesting.

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@KayAus_ I mean I’d do some nasty shit for that Jap

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@Hardpard @defunctstar I’ve been getting HOSED

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@JeffPassan Jeff that just happened relax

[HtownTrey @Flycolb]

@_MiguelLugo @LuisGilbertLop Fuck em