Flying Geppetto

I bet you say that to all the boys

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The thing about Twitter is, it’s currently known as X.

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Thank god the US lost at soccer to Belgium. Being good at soccer is dumb and would validate the idiots that think otherwise.

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As Indianapolis is once again hosting a major sports event, everyone please be aware of the serious threats posed to our community by entitled B-List retired celebrity athletes turned commentator.

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AmeriKKKa, hatin’ browns so hard we’re killing Minnesotan whites in pursuit

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He was the right kind of autism to be able to cure cancer, but he was the wrong kind autism to resist eating coin batteries. #takentoosoon

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Apparently people love Blimpie’s when you say it was made by some guy named Mike from Jersey.

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Dear Chicago,

Thanks for the all new Portillos - really great having those around. Regardless, please keep the Bears and your fans.

Sincerely,

Indiana

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Bad parenting done well: this weekend get advent calendars 50% off. Say that you “forgot” to give them to your kids, but as a result, they get to open 6 doors in one day.

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Thanksgiving, when people who don’t cook 364 days of the year decide to give their friends and family food poisoning.

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@Nyoder88 We’re a historical breeding ground for firebrands, but we can’t have Eugene Debs. We need someone that will out big stick James-Olmos-stunt-double Gov Braun

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@Nyoder88 In honest, O’Bannon and every dem crrok that’s been Indy Gov is to blame. All anyone has to do is point and grunt at thise examples and everyone kinda agrees: democrat has been slur in indiana since copperhead and will remain so until reasonable alternative provided

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Cracker Barrel: <dog whistle>
All Whites:

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A police sting failure resulting in no arrests and 3 murders over stolen DVD players and a 1996 VW Jetta. That is the plot of Fast & Furious.

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@Nyoder88 Referring to any individual with any cognitive ability as “retarded” is completely outmoded and unacceptable. However, using “r-word” as some safe-coded simulacrum or saying its exclusive usage is referring to those peoples instead of accepted modern parlance, is retarded.

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So in Japan is it called the Honda Anjin? #shogunjoke #clavellwouldlaugh

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Kendrick Lamar got praise audiences, his peers and a Grammy for slandering a Canadian with serious accusations and people think this international pissing match somehow spoke against Trump and what he represents?

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It appears the future of the democratic party is where it began: straight white men that want to get away with causal racism/prejudice, but are cool w/ taxation as the bill due for that parlance usage.

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Welcome back white guys that voted RFK Jr, we kept the light on for you. #tiktokisforpedos

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Most conversations after age 30

https://t.co/pPpjTwsfOr

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By this point, it’s gotta be “Soulja Man Told Em”, right? Can’t be a boy forever. #toeverythingaseason