Air Marshall National Counsel

I am a parody of a real-life parody, dedicated to accomplishing just as much as AMNC. I pay the dues so you don’t have to!

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@CattardSlim @MarkWhitrock 😂😂😂

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@BreannaMorello @LaboscoSonya Bre, don’t insult the Federal Air Marshal Service by saying “her” FAMS. That entire association is a joke. It gives me a headache, amirite David?

@TheWolfBat1776 can you get your girl? She looking like a blonde pug.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@harparr1 @FoxNews At some point we have to stop blaming Biden.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@stanger_05 @BreannaMorello This is not even true…

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TheWolfBat1776 can you explain to me why London and his fat friends are so lazy?

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@FAMS_AMNC

Question for you.

You clowns scream “zero margin for error”
but cry after a 1.5 mile run,
whimper through a range day after a flight,
and resort to vertical pushups
because regular ones are just too hard.

Standards… what standards
#trump #LawEnforcement #clowns

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@X2178786884167 @FactCheckSonya @BreannaMorello @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @TheWolfBat1776 @johnmuthjr My favorite thing the Pug does is when she forgets which account she is signed into.

I really don’t understand how those fucks have a single member.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TomBluderson3rd @Lilbrother007 @factpostnews Not new, been around for nearly a decade. Way more confusing.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@coresecurityllc dont talk about standards. We pushed really hard to get rid of PT standards because it was really hard to do pushups and pull ups. The 1.5 mile run is the dumbest thing ever, how many planes have you seen that are over a mile long? @ThemDOGEbags @TheWolfBat1776

[Joe Bezotte @coresecurityllc]

@FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @SebGorka @ClayTravis From why I have been hearing it’s definitely time to renew the standards.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@ThemDOGEbags @DOGE @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @JeamX29 @TNWindowSeat All I know is I’ve worked hard on my movie!

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

Sorry, @johnmuthjr maybe you need to realize that we (@FAMS_AMNC) are so connected. We have people on the inside telling me everything we already know. Maybe you didn’t see my movie or my picture with @therealroseanne. @TheWolfBat1776 @X2178786884167

[John Muth @johnmuthjr]

@FAMS_AMNC Yawn. Your false accusations don’t hit home anymore, Sonya. You have no idea how ICS and LE/FAMS operate; you have no knowledge, no relevancy, and no clue. Only people supporting don’t know how the agency protects the public.

It’s a wonder you don’t spell marshal with two Ls.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TheWolfBat1776 @sarahadams @TSA @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @johnmuthjr @TNWindowSeat @JeamX29 It is very odd! @sarahadams how are you constantly getting bamboozled here? There are far better sources for you to use. Can you report on “what your dues do”?!? They paid (with dues) big bucks to take a picture with @therealroseanne.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TNWindowSeat @TheWolfBat1776 @LaboscoSonya @FAMS_AMNC @X2178786884167 @JeamX29 @johnmuthjr @DOGE @sarahadams @TSA @elonmusk @Wendys @libsoftiktok Veritably was the first to answer…

They have a blue check and still refuse to use @grok to improve grammar. I bet they have the dude who’s built like a box running this account. I’ve seen his report writing skills and there is a reason he was with us.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TNWindowSeat @TheWolfBat1776 @LaboscoSonya @FAMS_AMNC @X2178786884167 @JeamX29 @johnmuthjr I don’t quite understand.. someone help me. Is the pug still with the FAMS? If not, where is she getting all of her info? Can someone explain that to me? @TheWolfBat1776 @TNWindowSeat @X2178786884167 @DOGE @johnmuthjr @sarahadams @FAMS_AMNC @TSA @elonmusk @Wendys @libsoftiktok

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TNWindowSeat @TheWolfBat1776 @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @DOGE @elonmusk @sarahadams @therealroseanne March 15! It’s already done… well, how about that movie those goobers dropped? Did Londo ever find his graphic artist to make the animated FAM cartoon?

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TNWindowSeat @TheWolfBat1776 @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @DOGE @elonmusk @sarahadams @therealroseanne @gagniernavy I know you know those fucks, can you get some answers from them?!?

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TNWindowSeat @TheWolfBat1776 @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @DOGE @elonmusk @sarahadams @therealroseanne Can someone ask Londo what he accomplished last week?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Elon Musk has said: Federal employees to receive email asking what they accomplished last week; no response will be considered resignation.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TheWolfBat1776 @TNWindowSeat @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @DOGE @elonmusk I wish @sarahadams would ask Sonny why she was so giddy to be able to say @FAMS_AMNC paid for food and drink recently. Or how much of a political donation AMNC paid for a picture with @therealroseanne. How sad is she that it’s actually AMA who is doing anything to help FAMs.

[Air Marshall National Counsel @FlyingSwineAMNC]

@TheWolfBat1776 @TNWindowSeat @FAMS_AMNC @LaboscoSonya @X2178786884167 @DOGE @elonmusk Can someone tell @LaboscoSonya that @elonmusk isn’t a fan of unions… especially fake unions that don’t really do anything.