Flytweets

Shit-posting after my first appearance on Mike Pence's head. Please vote. And check out this site:

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

Buzzbuzzbuzzzzzzz

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If Ruth can get out to vote, the rest of us don’t have much excuse.

Let’s bring this home.

[Paul Vieira @paulvieira]

“Homosexuals have a right to be a part of the family,” Pope Francis said. “They’re children of God and have a right to a family. Nobody should be thrown out or be made miserable because of it.” https://t.co/PijvdQuavH

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Promise?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When politicians use faith as an excuse to pass and uphold laws that seize control of people’s bodies but not guarantee them healthcare, feed the poor, shelter the homeless, or welcome the stranger, you have to wonder if it’s really about faith at all.

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

“Slipped” implies that it was an accident.

[KDawn__ 🌈🇺🇦 Will persist at resisting @KDawn___]

The ONLY TIME

Pence’s fly

Has EVER had any women looking at it.🥺🤓🦟

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

RGB sent me. #flytwitter #BidenHarris2020

[Zuno Media @Zuno_Media]

@VanityFair

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

#bless #thankyourgb

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 “tell pence it was me” #VTMFO #VOTEVOTEVOTE

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@reidepstein @nytimes *bows* I mean, it's an honest job, really. #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@JamaalBowmanNY Fly here. Shit. We are attracted to shit. And there was a LOT coming from his mouth 🤷‍♂️ #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@JoeBiden Thank you, @JoeBiden, looking forward to seeing you sweep this election with @KamalaHarris! #BidenHarris2020

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@YeshuaWonder7 @CamiCorvin @KamalaHarris I mean... Better yet, the President and VP's whole existence is a joke too, but y'know 🍵 🐸 #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@YeshuaWonder7 @CamiCorvin @KamalaHarris Have you seen a platypus? You don't think God makes jokes too? #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@tayhatmaker @statuskate I mean, I'm right here 💚 #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

... or caging them at the boarders. Pro-life, my thorax.
#flytwitter

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

I did. I smelled shit and I claimed it.

#flytwitter #BidenHarris2020

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The fly knows.

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

I can't claim this brilliant portrait but, accurate. #BidenHarris2020 #flytwitter

[Flytweets @Flytweets5]

@Rocket54441 @KamalaHarris Won a free cleaning from me, yep! But really, Senator Harris was the only one to answer the questions prompted succinctly.