Hailey Femazzi

Just a product of middle America in the big city

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

#IfIHadASuperPower it would be that the wind didn't make my hair a total frizz ball #WhiteGirlProblems #BeckyWithTheFrizzyHair #DreamBig

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

My parents are legitimately the loudest chewers I've ever met #ThisIsWhyDrugs #DearLord

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

Ever notice how the 15 minutes after you hit snooze are the shortest of your life? #Adulting #NotAMorningPerson

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

Using a Nelly song for the watermelon flavor lime-a-rita is probably really racist, but damn if it doesn't make me want one 🍉

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

Thank you, autocorrect, for your little everyday gifts. You always know what I want to say even more than I do.

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

Learned that 'mosquito eaters'(crane flies)do not, in fact, eat mosquitos-They do nothing helpful at all #MyLifeIsALie #WTF #ChildhoodRuined

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

When you're having a fabulous dream about a really cute guy, and your obnoxious sister calls in the middle and wakes you up #fml

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

The conversation I just had with my father was the DEFINITION of white, straight, male privilege #FML #FeelTheBern #BoomerPrivilege

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Proud to nominate Judge Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. I ask Senators to meet their constitutional duty and give him a fair hearing.

[Retail Fails @RetailFailures]

#WednesdayWisdom

#Retailproblems #RetailLife #NAPS

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

#GAG #Gross #GetYourOwnThing #JoJoForever https://t.co/EsyjARJwZL

[The Bachelor @BachelorABC]

"You're my person." 💞🌹💞🌹 #TheBachelor https://t.co/bEITTRGCJb

[Drew Bodie @DrewBo_Die]

Joke's on Ben. Lauren lives in Portland! #TheBachelor #FuckingPortland #SeattleWannabe

[Drew Bodie @DrewBo_Die]

HOW DID HE LET HER GO?!?! #TheBachelor #TeamJoJo #FuckingGorgeousInsideAndOut

[Drew Bodie @DrewBo_Die]

I can't even be happy for Lauren. I just want to find JoJo and console her and hold her and love her. #TheBachelor

[Russell @RussellHFilm]

My response when Ben said goodbye to JoJo: #TheBachelor

[Drew Bodie @DrewBo_Die]

Fucking stupid. #TeamJoJo #TheBachelor

[Drew Bodie @DrewBo_Die]

I'm so mad about this. #TheBachelor

[Hailey Femazzi @FminaZi15]

#Gag #Disappointed #JoJoForever #WasteOfASeason #TooMuchJelly #WasntReady #BigFishInALittlePond #Typical #TheBachelor #Season12 @benhiggi