Daniel Burton

I sell phones, talk D&D and video games.
Psych B.A, Tolkien nerd. Thoughts are my own.
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Easter 😔✊

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Watching #ALGS NA game 4 like " Sir, Destroyer2009 has compromised a second player."

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@WeThePeople1_TV @ImperialHal Almost prophetic. He inserted himself into ALGS

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Bids are still low, 2 days left 👀
https://t.co/ccLvparsFV #eBayShop #cards #MTG #bids

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And in case a mutual is discovering this news for the first time, @SecondWindGroup. Go check it out

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Genuine question: can someone name a piece of content produced by @EscapistMag that they personally consume that isn't Zero/Extra Punctuation? Outside of @YahtzeeCroshaw I haven't heard tell of this website in an actual decade. I'm a little crushed 🫡🥲
https://t.co/ZovVXBy1Wu

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Bose QC2 have to be the worst bluetooth device I've owned. @Bose charges $380 for these, we have two in the house and I'm about to do RMA #3. I'm lucky I never paid for this mistake of a product.

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Did ellipses work differently 30 years ago or something? Why the FUCK does everyone north of 40 liter them everywhere in their emails without ever using it correctly? Why the fuck are people making 6 figures and being challenged by punctuation????

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They seriously have the gall to decommission the PvE mode they lit the game on fire to make, then paywall the pathetic replacement at $15 USD a season. Relentless pursuit of destroying their IP.

[Naeri X 나에리 @OverwatchNaeri]

Overwatch 2 First PvE Story Mission is available for $15 USD.

You can get started on your mission to save the world with the #Overwatch2 Invasion Bundle for $15 USD. This bundle includes.

📃https://t.co/jHnfFJx2M3

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Maybe it's a coincidence, but I went from maybe half a dozen porn bot messages annually on @Reddit to 4 today alone. How bad will the API change repercussions get over the next few months, you figure?

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@falleyy @BlueJays https://t.co/TtNr77USQ7 RIP Bozo

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Who better to catch the opening pitch for the @BlueJays on Pride Night then a remorseless homophobe?
Brain worm tier decision making.

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@localtonk Really putting meaning into those "until completion" sets.

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@NoviceAstroPic @Jaxonal @seadogsimi69 @chrisbe1968 @JacquiDeevoy1 This just in: sun goes BACK to yellow!!! Footage captured by the National Observatory.

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@thenerdbrarian @mattcolville I mean if you describe history as written record, but artifacts and remnants of agriculture and permanent residency go back to approx 10k BC. I think much of that counts as history, even if it's only understood through interpretation of art or technology.

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Tell me the best fast food fried chicken sandwich, and I'll tell you if I've had it and why it's not as good as @MaryBrowns.

Popeye's is down. Good sandwich, it does not compete with the Big Mary.

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@anshinfit @BrandonLBradfor Hail Satan.

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Apparently @wizards_magic hired the fucking Pinkertons to take back leaked product. I thought unhinged was a set, not your approach to losing your own cards? https://t.co/TVRf6Le7je
Guess who won't be buying WotC product anymore 🙃

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@AmazonHelp Yes it was, after selecting two day shipping the message adjusted it to 10 day turn around.

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Two (10) day shipping 🙃 Prime costs money @amazon. Why promise what can't be (literally) delivered?