Ten rules for writers.
1. Gyre and gimble.
2. Be mimsy.
3. Definitely outgrabe.
4. Prose should be frumious.
5. Interior monologues work best when they are uffish.
6. Come whiffling.
7. Burble.
8. When editing use Vorpal blade.
9. Go snicker-snack
10. Both Callooh and Callay.