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[daniel @lightfallsup]

Try to live like you're the main character in a movie you'd like.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

The best thing about having your own treadmill is that you don't have to bother with the gym's No Smoking rule.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

It's really just the "comic" part of "comic sans" that I have a problem with. I don't judge no serifs.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Sometimes I type what I'm really thinking and then blame it on autocorrect.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I'm still holding out for my dream job as backup drummer for the Tony Rich Project.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I hate exercise. Remind me why perpetual decrepitude isn't a good life goal again?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Good news. This glass of whisky fits perfectly in the cup holder on my treadmill.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I feel like people would take me more seriously if I used the word "bro" more often.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Tip of the day: avoid wild tigers who look hungry.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

There's hardly a day goes by when I don't think of all the days that've gone by.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I, put commas,, wherever the fuck I want, bitches.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

If you retweet someone who tells good jokes, I'll follow that person. I'm that guy. #sucker

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Is it so much to ask that whenever I post a tweet every single person on twitter retweets it?

[daniel @lightfallsup]

If I were a member of the BeeGees I'd probably die, too.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

lol at hipsters who use facebook now that even old ladies are into it

[daniel @lightfallsup]

Here's what my fortune cookie says: "Anyone who retweets you today will have sex with a hot chick soon." So I guess that settles that.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I really want to join a club you can't talk about. It could be a rule or something.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

There really ought to be an UnfollowFriday where we all tell each other who sucks and should be shunned.

[daniel @lightfallsup]

I'm terrible at knowing when the right time to say "shucks" is. Sometimes I just blurt it out.