Angela

No oven or hob; no problem! Microwave, toaster oven and slow cooker + toaster and kettle = fed!
All in a tiny kitchen.

[Angela @FoodCheats]

An evening out? What about the caravan? They should be in there playing cards round the table and talking nonsense #Celebrity5GoCaravanning

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Just turned over... wouldn't mind a caravan, but will never own one as even caravan holidays aren't as cheap as they pretend ... and the idea of towing/connecting it makes my blood run cold with fear! #Celebrity5GoCaravanning

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Not sure why I have this one; the food and food budget are entirely alien to me! And I don't fancy that food at all. Bring on the pies!
#jamesmartinsamericanadventure

[Angela @FoodCheats]

So £40k to start up, he made his money back "within a few years" ... so doable, but a massive financial commitment on a risk! £4/bin round my way.... that's 10,000 bins just for starters #RightOnTheMoney

[Angela @FoodCheats]

A slow cooker could help John. 2-3 recipes to cook mince meals, curries, chilli and similar. Nothing fancy, just toss some raw ingredients in and walk away. And a simple microwave steamer to cook rice or potatoes and a simple deep m-
wave dish to cook pasta. #RightOnTheMoney

[Angela @FoodCheats]

I love the way this couple are perpetually underwhelmed :) Don't sell the bungalow, #RightOnTheMoney

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Swishing relies on you being like the people there and being their size/similar! VERY unlikely for me, I'm dinky - most people are tall and/or wide and a different age group entirely. #rightonthemoney #Swishing

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Does anybody EVER get food hell? It's a fix. #saturdaykitchen

[Angela @FoodCheats]

I've no idea why I watch this, it's all so much posher than when it started... and I'll never eat this food, nor ever go to anybody's restaurant, nor buy their books, nor buy/drink any of the wine! #saturdaykitchen

[Angela @FoodCheats]

I'd just want those burgers in a bread roll, none of that other faffery ... just stick four on a big plate for me, in bread rolls :) #saturdaykitchen

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Asparagus - I've seen some jokers trying to flog it for £3 for a small bunch this year! They can keep that! It's nice, but not worth paying through the nose for. #saturdaykitchen

[Angela @FoodCheats]

I'd forgotten about Saturday Kitchen as my telly stopped working ... and didn't work again for a week, so I was surprised when the show came onto my screen this morning :) #saturdaykitchen

[Angela @FoodCheats]

If Naga's going for an interview as a Beefeater - then somebody needs to tell her she's rushed her breakfast and got a fried egg stuck on her head! #BBCNews

[Angela @FoodCheats]

@LidlUK Thank goodness, something cheap and cheerful to try :) So often these days all I see is aisle after aisle of aspirational, middle class foods pushing out the cheap and cheerful food of Lidl's roots. Food gentrification's been the bane of my simple shopping list!

[Angela @FoodCheats]

@AndJaneS I find her a little back-handed with things... she can be harsh/dismissive and not appreciate the other person's reasoning, it's very much "her way or it's rubbish". Like the crumble, she said the top was thick - I think, as a home cook, that people DO like it thick.

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Pasta: A plate of boiled pastry... yum (not). Waste of a good pie making opportunity! #BritainsBestHomeCook

[Angela @FoodCheats]

I've never even eaten fresh pasta ... never mind making it (which I'd never do) #BritainsBestHomeCook

[Angela @FoodCheats]

@Queen_of_Gif You just give them a rub down on the thigh/arse of your jeans :)

[Angela @FoodCheats]

It didn't have too many plums, he had too few eggy breads. Needed 4-6 really :) #BritainsBestHomeCook

[Angela @FoodCheats]

Oh god, she just said "needle", I feel a bit queasy now. Legs go first, they feel all pins/needles, then it creeps up until I pass out... so I'm distracting myself by typing, hoping it passes :) #24HrsAE