Matteus

The Mattest Matt. Physics stuff. Climate stuff. Nerd stuff. Liberal stuff. Sometimes food stuff. Chaotic good.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

This is it. This is what the internet was invented for. Thanks everyone; solid work.

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

@drvolts “I remember gas shortages which is why we shouldn’t try to eliminate gas vehicles” is a helluva mental triple axel.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

Is that actually how classics are made? First generation love it, 2nd and 3rd hate it, then 4th and 5th generation bring it back and first gen vibes with them. And all the sudden a couple hundred years go by and everyone universally regards it as a masterpiece.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

Do you think ppl were listening to like Beethoven, 50 years later, to be ironic and vibe on nostalgia?

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

Always confusing when you stumble upon an account you’re never heard of and they’ve already blocked you. But it’s Even more weird when it’s just some small account from a completely different country on the other side of the planet.

Like…how did they know?

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@pragain0222 As I understand it, it’s basically like setting your money and the planet on fire; except you don’t even need matches.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

This. And unlike pro sports, there are millions of jobs in the field and more everyday.

[Hadi Partovi @hadip]

Median pay in tech jobs:

Snap: $327,710
Google (Alphabet): $295,884
Facebook (Meta): $292,785

All the more reason for public schools to teach computer science so that underserved populations have a chance at these jobs.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

@kcfaul @swimply Oh bummer. Never heard of this service before but I’ve been thinking there should be something like this. My 80 yo neighbor has a beautiful pool that no one has swam in for at least 5 years.

This is just one bad experience from one host tho? Worth ditching the whole platform?

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

If your recipe calls for nutritional yeast, I’m out.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

I got get the “Where’s Hunter” genre of texts. He’s fucking…somewhere, you know. Where is anyone?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

2022 GOP platform: DON’T 👏 LET 👏 TEACHERS 👏 SAY 👏 LGBT 👏 STUFF 👏 AROUND 👏 MY 👏 CHILD-BRIDE

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

@BadUnderpants Nature…is healing?

Just heard you’re back there. Congrats?

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

TFW a former work nemesis has a career setback and you view their LinkedIn profile; so they know you know.

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

Client: We need to a do a thing

Consultant: Just buy this $10k part, it does the thing.

Client: No! That’s too expensive and lead time is too long. *pays consultant $50k to flail with it for 4 months instead.

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@SundaeDivine But I’m burnin diesel,
burning dinosaur bones.

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@jonrosenberg Same for when they say we all get our talking points from our echo chamber media and can’t think for ourselves—because that’s how they live.

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@mattyglesias “We can’t prove that; tere’s no evidence. BuT wHy ArEn’T wE aLlOwEd To AsK tHeSe QuEsTiOnS?!”

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This thread reinforces my (mostly unsubstantiated) belief that Fight Club and The Matrix were written as allegorical salves for Gen X.

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Generation X is weird.

These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities.

Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:

[Matteus @FoodLunatic]

@girdley This screen shot makes me angry every time.