Danny Kingston

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Here are the facts as laid down by Derbyshire:
1) Farage says he won’t run
2) crypto billionaire pays him £5mill
3) Farage U-turns and runs
4) Farage hides the donation
5) Farage announces if he wins the election he will slash capital gains tax for crypto firms

Same old same old

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Is the tenner an hour minimum wage for young people an unaffordable burden on business? With me in the studio to discuss this are a £91,000 a year Tory MP, a £200,000 a year rightwing journalist and a chief executive on £4.2m.

[Paul Birch @Wakethefitup]

Vote Reform - get poorer
Vote Reform - get Russian interference
Vote Reform - get former Tories
Vote Reform - get a privatised NHS
Vote Reform - get higher Council Tax
Vote Reform - get your Worker's rights taken away
Vote Reform - get your head examined.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@thatkat Don't do that really.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@thatkat Smash up your iPhone and get an Android

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@thatkat Are you iPhone/iOS then? Always found it's a bit more tricksy to navigate over Android.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@thatkat If you go to settings whilst in the account you want out off and navigate to the bottom, just click 'log out' and not 'log out of all'.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

You know what, I never really left.

AND I AM DEFINITELY HERE NOW!!!!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

For the ignorant Americans who don't understand what US Aid to Ukraine actually looks like, please read and share this list:

- The vast majority of the military aid we're providing Ukraine comes directly from existing U.S. military stockpiles.

- These weapons aren't brand new; they're mostly older stockpiles that the U.S. military planned to replace anyway.

- The funding approved by Congress actually goes to American companies (like Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and Boeing) to build new, upgraded weapons for OUR OWN military.

- This helps the American economy:
Supports thousands of American jobs
Strengthens American manufacturing
Ensures our military gets newer, better weapons

- Ukraine gets help against Putin's aggression. From his military's horrific violations against innocent women and children.

- America gets stronger, safer, and better equipped in the process.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@RobertDyas Been trying to get a refund for a cancelled order since November 15th. Have contacted customer service team via web form several times and phone - currently on hold and have been for 30 minutes.

Can someone please help here????

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

Merry Christmas everyone.

And gawd bless Marks & Sparks petrol station on the A127 for still having crackers and Chambord in stock on Christmas Day.

#merrychristmas

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@Brucey1 You fancy a drop then?

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

Christmas starts now!!!

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@misterstevehs It's an Italian bitters/digestif, tastes like cough mixture and if you drink more than a quarter of the bottle, you lose all control of your nervous system.

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@PTupac Not tried it like that before. This is a thing?

Or are you playing a naughty Christmas trick?

[Hodson & Co @charlieboychef]

To all our those within our Hospitality family & friends where ever you might be.
Lives will be helped & changed for the better this Christmas because of the charity we all love @HospAction Simply just saying thankyou.

#wevegotyou

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hugh Grant when asked about his idea of perfect happiness & how he would like to die:

“Drinking a pint of London Pride while munching Twiglets & reading about Colin Firth having a critical & box office catastrophe…

My wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me & shoot me in the back of the head.”

(Source: https://t.co/j3s8yL05IB)

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

this is almost certainly phones but I will also blame the children’s book industry for allowing so many celebrities to write awful books for kids. knock that off

[Danny Kingston @foodurchin]

@ellenpope I bought some the other day.

It's a bit like crack.

Or, how I would *imagine* crack to be like...