Soup Kitchen

The personalities of every day foods

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@CrumblCookies

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@eatinerni Best protein powder I've ever used!

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@eatinerni What a good question! I thought I was the only one who pondered this. I use separate spoons

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@KatesDowntown OMG 😍

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@McBrideWriter Little watermelon friends

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@CaucasianJames Love the school bus in the background, nice touch

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Cream of Wheat- Wakes up at 5am just to stay home all day. Does quilting and collects Beanie Babies. Big Owl City guy. Elastic waistbands only

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@botpizzabot WOW

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York Peppermint Patty- hobbies include sipping tea and talking down to others. Makes comments about your weight despite being shapped like a patty.

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Onion- The first thing you notice is the smell, poor judgement of social norms. Cries all the time and blames it on drinking too much. Got denied from boarding a Delta flight due to "hygiene concerns" but Spirit always lets him fly

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@PuddinSkippyy Wow

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Cookie Crisp Cereal- Wild and sporadic, green hair this week. Works at Radio Shack full time and Spirit Halloween part time. Not a great relationship with his parents. Lives with a best friend from high school

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Chipotle bowl with double meat- is a baddie and he knows it. Says things like "curls for the girls." Took Ranch dressing to prom but hits on all her friends. Spends all his money on whey protein and Gymshark

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Chili Cheese Frito- No wall art, dirty dishes in the sink, and old liquor bottles as decor. Burner phone. Sells plasma. Can get you a fake pee test in under an hour.

[ghoul boss @_streetpigeon]

every girl is a type of fruit girl. strawberry girl. peach girl. lemon girl. cherry girl (scary). if you think there are not apple girls you would be wrong (horse girls)

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@MitzieMee Classic.

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Vegetarian Miso Ramen - Culturally curious 32 year old young professional. Only buys organic, attends bi-monthly environmental gatherings, runs a cooking blog with 50k followers. Known best for placing Chicken Parmesan on a ciabatta bun to eat while on the go.

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Egg Drop Soup - Idea of a party is talking quietly over wine and cheese, lint rolls and irons all clothing before leaving the house. Really good at Microsoft PowerPoint.

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Heinz 57- Plays 7 instruments, will put a Trojan virus on your Macbook. Really good at Uno

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Grape Jelly Meatball: Part of the church intermural basketball team but thinks he's going to be drafted in the NBA. Posts his workouts on Facebook because how else would you know he's an athlete? Cut down to 2 diet cokes a day. Ringtone is full volume "More Than a Feeling"