David M Fuentes

Bending reality and warping minds through the magic of fast paced images... 👽👾🎬🎥

[David M Fuentes @FoolishDsperado]

YO! Shoutout to @SonyElectronics for making Their PlayStation controllers durable AF! My dog destroyed an entire Nintendo switch and barely scratched my PS controller

[David M Fuentes @FoolishDsperado]

I love when my GF buys her son toys, because when that foo is gone.

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Lil tay is like the video they show on Maury when the kids don’t listen

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Shape of water was trash @Oscars_2018live

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@Chromeo The lordz of funk getting us all hot and ready for their succulent beats and silky voice of Dave 1. Also I want a P-thugg track suit! Can’t wait for this show!! Funk glam gods!

[FUNK YOURSELF @Chromeo]

LA! Doing an intimate show at the El Rey right before Coachella. Tix on sale now. VIP ones too, come hang backstage with us, take pics and get a talkbox lesson. https://t.co/ce20moQJNs See you soon!

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Waiting for baseball season is like trying not to nut too soon in some FUEGO PUUUSY

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iPhone works perfectly. Update my iPhone and now it works like chik fil a on Sunday’s! WTF @AppleSupport !

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Shoutout to @Fergie. Imma let you finish, but @therealroseanne had the best national anthem performance!

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AWARD FOR DOPEST BASKETBALL JERSEYS GOES TO.... MIAMI HEAT WITH THOSE VICE INSPIRED SWAG BOOSTERS!!

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Is @JimmyG_10 our new savior?

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@amyschumer thinks Rock and Chappelle get paid more for being men! Wage inequality? 77 cents to the dollar? Maybe it's because she can't even get 77% of the laughs they do!SMH GTFO lol

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@YungLordNeruda You right! But nothing slaps harder than the long arm of justice!

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@tweendreampapi Get that sandy out your ass and cheer up little girl

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So you won't stand for the national anthem, but let "back that ass up" play and all the sudden your legs work!

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@brucephillisok When I get bored at ADs

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@tweendreampapi Step your game up my guy! You just need a fuego ass swagger boost!

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Dolores O'Riordan from The Cranberries died. Hope she doesn't come back as a Zombie...

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@tweendreampapi When in doubt.... Don't send dick pics