umami

social justice necromancer (she/her)

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

i lost my sexy dollar 💔

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE

[mujer_cita_global @mujer_cita_mia]

so many women think they've never been sexually assaulted until we start having conversations & start remembering the shit we've buried in our subconscious. i don't know any woman over 30 who has never been sexually assaulted.

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@bostonpolice lmao

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials.

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

The Arabian sandcat is the cutest wildcat ever!

[Janet Mock @janetmock]

It was an honor to interview @SybrinaFulton, who lost her son Trayvon Martin five years ago today. https://t.co/2jrSnOgTEU @MarieClaire

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

My Pink Grouper:)
#taptapfish
Download: https://t.co/rbMjzfGr06

[Strange Animals @Strange_Animals]

An incredible nightjar.

(Photo: David Lubbe)

[Safetytank @ellavellan]

It is even truly a convention until you're hastily gluing accessories together at 2AM

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

Genuinely LOVIN THIS ORGO

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@evan_reiff

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@FoolishIcarus also maybe buying some better painkillers/saying fuck it to bus and getting a new prescription

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@FoolishIcarus but if this keeps happening im fucking going out and getting some of that sweet sweet emotional labor done on me

[★ @tragicgay111]

i really hate those "pwease dwink water" tweets but 75% of it is because theyre true. water makes you feel better and that pisses me off

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@ellavellan MY KIND OF ENEMA

[umami @FoolishIcarus]

@ellavellan I know what ur talking abt but this is the 1st thing that popped into my head

[wint @dril]

if a sniper shot me i owuld run over to where he is and kick the gun out of his hand and kill him because hes not specialized in melee fight