The FA

Unapologetically oppressing English Football since 1863.

*Parody, obviously.

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It’s coming home.

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The FA strongly condones the savoury incidents this evening involving both the Manchester United team coach outside West Ham United's...

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@tjgg260 It's actually us- I just have to say I'm a parody so people don't hate us...... Even more :-)

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@tjgg260 We were out of the office and down to the local by the time Chelsea kicked off- who could be bothered to go look back over it?

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@HSTaylor97 If there was institutional racism, wouldn't we enjoy one foreigner stamping on another?!

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@SocialistBhoy Thanks. We always did pride ourselves on being better than the @ScottishFA, which isn't too much work thankfully!

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@vokeydan @BurpTheWorm Joe Hart understands the word "bribe", Di Maria can't even speak English.

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@TeamTan1985 You can't ban someone just because their facial hair is a bit dodgy.

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@charlottelarabe We have given a certain Aston Villa fan that resembled a unicorn VIP tickets.

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@Coulson_Chris @cdlacks79 If he acted with dignity, he wouldn't have gobbed all over him!

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@Coulson_Chris We don't like people who plead guilty. We want some fight, some bribes and some fun.

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@stuartbutler100 I also found a replay on my 90" tv of Cisse getting a red card this season- hence the extra game ban.

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@JohnMJames1 I've never been bought an extravagant gift from anyone in the lower leagues. There's something that doesn't happen

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@Mab_Taliesin Is that you, Sir Alex?

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@JokmanAFC @SuburbanGooner The FA didn't receive a 20 page dossier on spittle, I received a 20 page Porsche catalogue.

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@stuartbutler100 Clear replays on the 90" tv Louis bought me clearly shows that Cisse is the instigator, Stuart.

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@IamNufc Cisse clearly spat more than Evans. Louis bought my wife another Porsche. The ban is justified.

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clearly that the amount of saliva that left Cisse's mouth was significantly more than that of Evans.

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Contrary to popular belief, Cisse's ban was not longer because of previous offences this season. It was longer because video footage shows

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There is a lot of confusion over the bans handed out to MUFC's Evans and NUFC's Cisse. There's a clear reason one player got a larger ban.