luke

🎶”I don’t smell.. anyyything”🎶

[luke @FootballPickles]

“Liquor before beer, everything’s clear.”

“Beer before liquor, HAND ME THE CLICKER!”

[luke @FootballPickles]

“honey get in here, they Benson Boone’d Finn Wolfhard!”

[ؘ @HitsAndCharts]

Full performance of '12 to 12' by sombr at the #GRAMMYs

[luke @FootballPickles]

leaving my son in The Device until he can tote the rock 40 times a game

[HUMANITY VIDEO @HumanityVideo]

1940s infant exercise device designed to build leg strength.

[luke @FootballPickles]

@Mantooth901 GET FUCKED!

[Sage @Mantooth901]

It's the #StarbucksMilkSuck challenge!

[luke @FootballPickles]

@TheFalcoholic you have to go for 2 there

[luke @FootballPickles]

never in doubt

[luke @FootballPickles]

it’s a cold, cold world

[luke @FootballPickles]

there’s still time for this to work

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

my roman empire is the unsuccessful 1980s new york police training program that revolved around giving seals guns

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

24 Jun 2025

[luke @FootballPickles]

Me: “Uh oh, looks like rain. What do we say?”

My 3 year-old, sighing: “Rain, rain, filthy dastard, impede not my morning, liquid bastard”

[luke @FootballPickles]

Try to deport Bruce Springsteen and see if my retired mother doesn’t rip this country from its roots and flip it upside down

[luke @FootballPickles]

could not possibly make something more in my zone

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Welcome to ATL Kart!

[Damascus 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FlowersSunRain_]

In terms of nudity, being fully nude isn't that hot really.
However, being nude *except* for tertiary pieces of clothing (gloves, scarf, shoes, socks, hat.) is the most erotic thing ever

[luke @FootballPickles]

@ShaunakIsCool hey man this is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen

[luke @FootballPickles]

I’ve never felt something like this before

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Georgia on @JalonWlaker's mind ‼️

[luke @FootballPickles]

this is the best day of my life

[Mr. Thee @PhillipWitz]

This is such a hyper-precise nuclear strike against retro gamecube copy scalpers it's not even funny lmfao

[luke @FootballPickles]

@ShaunakIsCool “Daniel, to E-8! 😈”

[luke @FootballPickles]

this is a “when life gives you lemons” situation. that is your sworn brother now. start the car, bring him home.

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

GET OUUUTTTT GET THE FUCK OUT NOWWWW!!!!

[luke @FootballPickles]

not sure about this new oat milk