MilesMilesMiles

Three times whatever one third of this is!

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Mr. President, there’s been a Younger Sheldon

[the fans the show @thefanstheshow]

THE FANS THE SHOW THE EPISODE 1 TRAILER

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[the fans the show @thefanstheshow]

"I think that I may be the voice of my generation... or at least a voice of a generation."
— Hannah Horvath
— Lena Dunham
— The Fans from The Fans The Show

[grace @baIconies]

matt johnson does a flip at washington square park !!

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Baby kinky boots never worn

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

I love when you go to the bathroom at a bar and the music is louder in there. It’s like oh that’s where it was coming from

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Joni Mitchell is a Nepo Baby

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Showtime on the train replacement bus

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Doctor says, “Go see the great clown, Pagliacci. Clowning is really having a moment right now and he’s playing with the form in fun ways. Last time I saw him, he did a bunch of crazy mixed media stuff with food and people’s phones. I heard he did a three month program in France.”

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Me when I get on Twitter!

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

My grandmother thinks they let you into Mensa for being able to use Google Maps

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

The 400 Blows or Instagram reels? Instagram reels or François Truffaut’s The 400 Blows? French New Wave classic: François Truffaut’s The 400 Blows or Instagram reels?

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

21 can you do sum for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to my mom quick for me? (Okay)
21 I’m too high and she’s calling. (21)

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

I pee once a day whether I need it or not

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Crop dusting the bodega cat. Hope you like lasagna Garfield

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

I’m so glad the military exists to give all those weird people something to do

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

What time does the ball drop?

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Jack off all trades. Masturbate none.

[carter @CarterIddings]

Improv team: can we get a relationship to get us started?

Me: he’s a soldier and she’s a field medic. He is running from something and she is shy generally but authoritative in the tent. They meet on the battlefield. They love each other in a way you can’t capture in writing

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

If your mailbox is full and I can’t leave you a silly voicemail our relationship is on thin ice

[MilesMilesMiles @MilesYesOkay]

Trying to have a perfect bell curve distribution for my ratings on Uber