Isn't That A Footballer?

If you ever see a random sign, object or menu item and think - "Hey, isn't that a footballer?" - then this is the page for you. Please send your suggestions!

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Emmanuel Church.

An Arsenal youth prodigy who never lived up to the hype. A cult figure on Championship Manager, he spent three years at Bolton (making four sub appearances) followed by spells at Yeovil, Swindon and Leyton Orient. He is now a DJ in North London.

[The Other Bundesliga @OtherBundesliga]

Inspired by @FootballSwissEN’s amazing thread (check it out now!)...

Here's our counterargument: We think that Austrian football has the most scenic stadiums in Europe.

You decide…

THREAD! 🇦🇹⚽️

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Ermin Van Hire.

An imposing goalkeeper who began his career at ADO Den Haag. After impressing over many seasons, he earned a move to boyhood club PSV. A stint at West Brom followed, but after an unhappy time in England he ended his career at Roda JC, retiring in 2007.

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Gorgon Zola.

The teenage Italian striker, son of Gianfranco, is currently one of many players stockpiled in Chelsea’s youth system.

[Blanky @rocblank]

@MundialMag Bosch Kronenbourg. Veteran, paceless right back from the alsace region whose parents met during demilitarisation. Played at strasbourg, struck up a bizarre, but enduring friendship with Michael Hughes before signing for wolfsburg with an eye on a player coach role.

[Mike Ostrad @PearliePops]

@MundialMag Boon Skol - 6’5’ Right back for Brondby, acne scars and a whispy tash, doesn’t track back but has a long throw.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

@MundialMag Luther Agua

A Brazilian striker, and wonderkid on Football Manager, who joins Real Madrid from Palmeiras. His Wikipedia reads;

Palmeiras
Real Madrid
→ Bordeaux (loan)
→ Rayo Vallecano (loan)
→ Udinese (loan)
Udinese
→ Granada (loan)
Olympiacos
Eskişehirspor

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

This thread is wonderful.

[Aaron Paul🎙📻 @1AaronPaul]

Having our own @FootballerNames challenge on @lovesportradio tonight with @SuburbanGooner @JakeWatson_TV @goonerdave66 ....tune in after 8.50 to hear our footballers!

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Today is Día de Fuego.

Wasn't he the former Sporting Lisbon and Valencia midfielder who made three appearances for Bolton back in 2004?

#WarmestDayOfTheYear

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Fair play to Opta for using one of our suggestions https://t.co/clynwqIv70

[OptaJohan @OptaJohan]

14 - Mason Mount (8 goals, 6 assists) has been involved in 14 Eredivisie goals this season, more than any other teenager in the league this season (Kluivert 2nd with 13). Promise.

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Doesn’t Jewdas Seder play for Maccabi Haifa? https://t.co/mePL2ARiIN

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Corbyn was right to attend the Jewdas Seder, there's no such thing as 'good' and 'bad' Jews.

Proud of my friend @MikeSegalov 💪 >>

https://t.co/NeiaxSc2Pz

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@stephentries I think you could come up with a good contribution for our page 👍

[Steve Tremlett @stevetremlett]

@FootballerNames Journeyman Trinidadian centre back?

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Emmanuel Church.

An Arsenal youth prodigy who never lived up to the hype. A cult figure on Championship Manager, he spent three years at Bolton (making four sub appearances) followed by spells at Yeovil, Swindon and Leyton Orient. He is now a DJ in North London.

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Toby Carvery.

Welsh full-back who currently plays for Coventry City. Capped on four occasions, the 24-year-old is known for his meaty tackles.

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Looks a decent prospect after coming through Crewe Alexandra’s academy - one to watch. https://t.co/6oq1cm4fDr

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Kinder Bueno.

The Peruvian winger is currently attracting interest from Bayer Leverkusen following a string of impressive performances during the Copa Libertadores.

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

@petelong12 Mature response.

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Gorgon Zola.

The teenage Italian striker, son of Gianfranco, is currently one of many players stockpiled in Chelsea’s youth system.

[Isn't That A Footballer? @FootballerNames]

Disaronno Amaretto.

The Italian striker burst onto the scene with Verona in 2002, becoming Serie A’s youngest goal scorer at age 15.

Boasting a lethal shot, he later enjoyed spells at Lazio, West Ham and Bolton Wanderers.