Ben Hall

Expat, football tragic, very tired Dad

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

@FootballocksRob @FootballocksPod

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

@FlyAirNZ we’ve been waiting three months for a refund and each time it’s confirmed your customer service team stops replying. When are you going to follow through on your promises?

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Glorious.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Simply incredible.

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Anyone know if champagne is vegan? To find out, I suggest you listen to this weeks @FootballocksPod. Which asks the biggest football questions. Head over here to listen: https://t.co/nWVsRNFOFN @FootballocksRob @FootballocksKev

[Footballocks @FootballocksPod]

The latest episode of @FootballocksPod has dropped. For a barely comprehensible and ill-informed take on the international break, head right this way: https://t.co/KwNdygZigd @FootballocksBen @FootballocksRob @FootballocksKev #podcast #FIFAWorldCup

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

@lizdaley78 Let’s take this offline

[Liz Brown @lizdaley78]

Can people stop saying “deep dive” unless they are actually, in fact, going deep sea diving? Thanks.

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

@FootballocksKev Mmmmm

[Footballocks_Rob @FootballocksRob]

Things currently showing as trending on twitter.

"Mason Greenwood"
"Disgusting"
"Benjamin Mendy"

And weirdly... "Ronaldo and Messi" because some people have to make it about them and others have to shout at the people making it about them.

P.S. If he did it, fuck him, prison.

[Footballocks_Rob @FootballocksRob]

Tomorrow is January transfer #DeadlineDay so in tribute to. Jim White and Harry Redknapp, #Footballocks have done a January Transfers 11.
Bit of Sunday viewing from @FootballocksPod starring @benjmhall, @megatronSTALIN and myself. Enjoy.

https://t.co/r37fdwR4E1

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

@FootballocksRob @FootyScran @AFCWimbledon Does thou have owt moist?

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

The ⁦@FootballocksPod⁩ All Time African XI. What a side.

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

We love Afcon 2022 so much that we chose our all time African XI! https://t.co/yZZFRlAvEX via @YouTube Check out our YouTube channel! We debate who should make an all time African XI @FootballocksPod

[Footballocks_Rob @FootballocksRob]

So in tribute to #AFCON2022 (or is it #AFCON2021?) we at #footballocks chose our all time #African XI. Video is available at https://t.co/oorXNwQ55n

What do you think of the team? Let myself @benjmhall and @megatronSTALIN know what idiots we truly are...

#AfricanCupofNations

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Listening to "We want Brucey!" at https://t.co/EsOaYNgvFV

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Dust off your CVs, there’s a vacancy at Old Trafford. #PremierLeague #ManUtd

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

It’s November which means it’s time to grow a mo.
Please donate whatever you can to support this great cause. #Movember

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Listening to "What's in a War Chest?" at https://t.co/IehyKbUn6g

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Looking forward to picking the @ManUtd carcass later on this weeks @FootballocksPod poor @FootballocksRob #PremierLeague #MUNLIV

[Ben Hall @FootballocksBen]

Listening to "Stashing Porn Mags in walls" at https://t.co/fQ3z0QDJ9o