H.M.

Can find elk on occasion & was once told “you need therapy” {thoughts&tweetsaremyown}

[Manjango Holdings Unlimited LLC @sinklord]

Listen I gave my teens and twenties to drugs and this man is rolling balls

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Coolest part of being pope is getting access to all the endgame Catholic loot

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[mads @madsbostontea]

@amor_fatti lives were changed

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

5’5 Lucas Byrd won the National Championship at 133-pounds and immediately goes to hug his 6’3 Girlfriend

Bro is a legend

[Aprille Park ‎ ✪ @AprillePark]

@Elmo_Oxygen When I got my adhd diagnosis I was also informed that I’m 3 raccoons in a trench coat.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

I just wrapped up 40 straight days of:
- no booze
- lifting or cardio
- 10k+ steps
- 200g protein

Honestly, it was whatever. Maybe these stunts are only gamechangers for people who have completely let the wheels fall off the bus.

[Louis KC @LouisCKfanpage]

@RoxyRigatoni I mean we are retards but you just can’t say it out loud jeeeeez

[who??? @Rissskkyyy]

This one 😂

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

This is why they want to ban TikTok

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this one never fails to make me laugh😭

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

W. is the most normal person ever to be president.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is sick😭

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

White guys imitating Indians making street food.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.
Ty to whoever made this.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

“I’m not OJ” off the dome is nuts 😂

[🐟 𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒏 🐠 @galgracen]

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

[Riley Barclay || CEO of Kukulkan @FusionMercRiley]

@bobsredmilf I think about “sauté the horrors” on a daily basis