Footlong Jones

It's a Footlong, it's my dong, I like to use it as a weapon.

[Footlong Jones @FootlongJones12]

@BernieSanders @FootlongJones12
Bernie knows!

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@jmmcnabagain your article about Southpark is a great piece of ain't nothing better going on. #cartoonsaremean

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@thedailybeast I hope Ms Dowd didn't just make it on the "To be suicided" Clinton list!

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@UBattlehawk @justinbieber @CletusRenfro The @FootlongJones12 is speeding in the HOV lane and ready to make a wreck in @UBattlehawk and @justinbieber's assholes!

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@UBattlehawk @xfl2020 @justinbieber Hop on dis!

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@UBattlehawk We all got our crosses to carry!

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@UBattlehawk @Notch9869 #arrowfollowing

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@UBattlehawk The Footlong's tried and trusted true 12 inches is gonna have yo winged ass crying "uncle"! #fullyengaged

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@HillaryClinton The Footlong knows how to win, act like you have done it before and win with grace, not arrogance.

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@QasimRashid @AOC

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@Schneider_MB @DukeMBB The Footlong approves this ad.

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@michellemalkin #racist #misogynist #whateverthenewleftistis

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@brycetache #sobrave

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@MSzitas @RealJamesWoods Shes Tony and Angela's love child. Mona wanted in on the party but broke her hip putting on the gimp outfit.

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The Footlongs weekend is really looking up!!

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Damn insomnia got The Footlong again!!

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The Footlong is just gonna hang out this weekend.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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The blue hues in the sunset got The Footlong pondering...

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The Footlong says goodnight.