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[footy Chronicles @Footychronicl]

Dramatic At this point, he’s negotiating with the website personally 😭💀
Glad it came back @Duelbits

[ٰ @MohaXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has informed the Manchester United board that he will only accept the manager’s job if they agree to sign the following players:

– BELLINGHAM.
– PEDRI.
– VINICIUS JR… View more

[David Ornsine @DavidOrnsine_]

🚨 Yan Diomande quick-fire questions about his Real Madrid teammates.

🎙️ Reporter: “Which player spends the most time on TikTok?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Vinícius Jr. That guy is always on his phone.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who plays the worst music in the dressing room?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Jude Bellingham. I don’t know who gave him control of the speaker.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Which teammate is the most difficult to defend in training?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Kylian Mbappé. His speed is ridiculous. You think you’ve caught him, then he’s already gone.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who spends the longest time in front of the mirror?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Definitely David Alaba. That man takes his appearance seriously.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who hates losing the most during training?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Federico Valverde. He treats every training session like a Champions League final.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the loudest on the team bus?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Vinícius, Rodrygo and Bellingham. Those three can turn a quiet bus into a nightclub.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Which teammate would you trust to cook dinner for you?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Thibaut Courtois. He looks like someone who knows what he’s doing.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Whose cooking would you refuse to eat?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Arda Güler. I love him, but I’m not taking any chances. Haha.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the funniest in training?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Brahim Díaz. That guy always has something to say.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most aggressive in training?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Antonio Rüdiger. Sometimes you forget it’s just training.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Which teammate would you never want to face in a one-on-one?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Vinícius Jr. You need serious prayers before facing that guy.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who would you trust to take a last-minute penalty?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Kylian Mbappé. No hesitation.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most underrated player in the dressing room?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Eduardo Camavinga. People don’t understand how important he is to this team.”

🎙️ Reporter: “Who is the most loved player in the dressing room?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Luka Modrić. Everyone respects and loves him.”

🎙️ Reporter: “If you were stranded on a desert island, which teammate would you take with you?”

🗣️ Diomande: “Antonio Rüdiger. With that guy around, I don’t think anything could scare me.”

[𝕄𝕃 ✪ @absolutelamine]

If you can name at least 4, you’re a true football fan.

[Goat💙❤️ @GO_AT_22]

Raphinha in training with the Brazil national team 🇧🇷

[pappy 💡 @kickvault_9]

drake broke the algorithm and eddie broke a sweat 😭🤣

[Goal @Goall_Arena]

Can you guess the missing player

Level 100% impossible

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

Mauricio Pochettino USA side vs Paraguay

[Mr Sam @MrSam_fcb]

I really need this gif on WhatsApps 😢

[Simon ✍️ @SimonCFC_]

🚨Breaking: Mauricio Pochettino has revealed in a an interview that he's on the verge of becoming new Man United's manger but they have to meet this 4 key conditions

Likely list of requirements are:

• He must handpick his signings
• Power to drop any player........View more

[Mr Sam @MrSam_fcb]

Using X from 13 years,

Just got to know that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the share option 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[🇫🇷 @UtdRilley_]

Pyramid ranking of all time “MOST USLESS” Manchester United signing .

[Osita 🇳🇬 @ositasenpai]

honestly speaking, i’m neither pochettino in nor pochettino out, i feel it would be very mean from me, but then i’m not really feeling him.

i need to see what his plans are, would he be the head coach or manager? would he have a huge say in recruitment?

at psg he dealt with big names more, at spurs he dealt with little to no investment, at chelsea he was regularly given children.

i’ve not seen a stable progression of a project of his, his football seems okay but then this united board can be united board.

but time will tell.
until then, welcome to manchester united gaffer!

[Cyril💙❤️ @CyrilFc_]

🚨 BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has reportedly prepared another set of rules to transform Manchester United into a winning machine:

No player is bigger than the club.
Players must respect the coaching staff.
Anyone unhappy with the project can leave.
Young academy players… View more

[Zaki @LfcZaki]

T'ES UN KOPITE LÉGENDAIRE SI T'ARRIVES À NOMMER 7 JOUEURS DE CET EFFECTIF DE LIVERPOOL DE 2017.

[Ronie @Ronieutd]

Guess the player

Level: VERY DIFFICULT

[AFC Don @AFCDon14]

Endryk to Arsenal

Discuss 👀

[TVG @Teamgyokeres]

1st season 7th Season

[Felix⭐️ @cfc_felixx]

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso have submitted names of Chelsea players that will be sold in January transfer, the names are:

Malo gusto 🇫🇷
Wesley Fofana🇫🇷
Valentine Barco 🇦🇷
Williams…View more

[Klay @UtdKlay_]

🗳️ MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS & STAFF KEEP OR SELL POLL BELOW #mufc

1. Michael Carrick

[Footysm | 𝐅 @Footysm]

The moment Neymar thought he had sealed the win for Barcelona, only for Cristiano Ronaldo to spark a comeback against the legendary MSN trio. 😮‍💨🐐

And Messi’s free-kick miss at the end makes it even funnier. 😭😂