ainsley

If George Morris was president none of this shit would be happening. I promise I’ll go back to being horse twitter soon.

[ainsley @ForEqcellence]

@funkemup That’s literally me

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

popular youtuber: i’m pregnant

another popular youtuber: i’m engaged

jenna marbles: i’m a chair

[ainsley @ForEqcellence]

I am 100% at the point where I’m so anxious that I can’t sleep.

[ainsley @ForEqcellence]

My boyfriend calls me hun instead of hon, which is accurate because I’m basically Attila and not sweet bee sauce.

[Rogue Melania🍸🍸🍸 @RogueFirstLady]

Is you have little to no experience? Is you possess at least measurable level of competence? Is you lack ability of think independently? If so, join us at White House Job Fair. https://t.co/P9ZT6SukGA

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Ahh yes, we now move to the next phase of our f*cked up timeline where a girl who went viral for bringing a gun to her school challenges a school shooting victim to arm wrestle over our second amendment rights...this makes sense...this is normal https://t.co/TXGV2O6VDK

[chandler™️ @c_szydlowski]

LADIES IMAGINE THIS: you stop idealizing marriage and start acting like a 23 year old with her whole life ahead of her. You get an education, you travel the world, and you stop assuming your life starts and ends with a husband.

[ShayNeighNeigh🐴 @ShalynSullivan]

It’s funny bc the same boys that used to make fun of me in middle school for being the “weird horse girl” are the same ones in my messages asking “can you ride me like your horse?”.

oh how the tables have turned

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

sucks i was born in the wrong generation. with my low center of gravity and fear of geese, i would have been an amazing peasant

[ainsley @ForEqcellence]

I am Stress Sobbing because of the weight of my job. And my two massive courses. And the fact that this is going to be the hardest summer of my life. And the fact that I was expressly told that I could not have horses in it because I need to feel guilty about asking for things.

[ainsley @ForEqcellence]

@HorsesAreBetter I think it totally depends on the chain, like I know at Harris Teeter I’ve been on this vibe for years