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Taft ‘07 | Princeton ‘12 (fifth year) | JP Morgan Analysis | Ball Knower | American

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You have a burner, aaand you have a burner. #expand

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🪵 and 🪵. Left in 5

[Matt “Big Mo” Gibson @GibsonMatt8218]

Sick outfit! (Gay son) Anyways 9 beers, rape me sideways, 7 beers.

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You will never out drip me

[baskin @alltimegoober]

Steely Dan summer is slowly loading…
#staygrateful #stayfaithful

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Just jerked off outside

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#Shrink whatever the fuck this is

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Fruzz put her hands in my pants on dfloor #5thyear

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Spent a combined 600 dollars for hotel room, alcohol, and dinner and still no action. #imachud

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#Selfdox

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Gay son takes a commanding 4 shot lead into 18

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Formal date said she’ll buy me 500 dollars worth of alcohol #playoffbaseball

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You see those snowstorm videos on Nantucket? Haha yeah thats me.

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One of the worst hats I’ve seen #evaporate

[Cooter McGraw @CooterMcgraw88]

The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots

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Can you even blame the dad?

[Doc “He Scores” Emrick @EmrickDoc69]

Gay son has taken a 5 shot lead into 18

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They’re screaming

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Ole Miss is my team. Hotty totty #Rebels

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Hotty fucking totty. Hows that taste Lane Kiffen.