𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂, 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂, 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃' 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒹! (This is obviously a parody account, No NSFW.)

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.

𝐎𝐡 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰,

𝙈𝙀.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

"Alright, blunt force trauma ain't gonna work..."

Scout pulls out his Boston Basher, and swings towards Mario...!

And he misses and hits himself.

"Ow! Damn this stupid thing!"

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

He disappears into a cloud of red smoke, before re appearing behind Scout.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

"Aw! C'mon, man! Let this be a fair fight!"

Scout slams the bat into Mario's head.

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

He stabs Scout in the gut, pissed.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

"Didn't think I was armed, did ya?"

"But..."

"This feels too easy."

Scout tosses the scattergun to the side, before taking out his bat.

"Don't say I never gave ya anything."

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Well shit. "

That killed the Toad.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

"Lets see how ya like me when I pull out this!"

Scout takes out his scattergun, and shoots the toad right through the head.

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

He catches it, chuckling, before breaking it with his fist.

The zombie Toad gets right back up, getting into a struggle with Scout.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Hey! Get off me, foot fungus!”

Scout kicks the toad away before hitting a baseball towards Mario!

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" ... "

" Who in the hell fights bread?? "

He snaps his fingers, and one of the many dead Toads spring to life and tackles Scout.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Ow! Damn! Y- Yknow you’re not scary, just weird. I’ve fought mutant, teleported bread tougher than you.”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

He teleports out of the way, pulling out a butcher knife.

He's still laughing.

" Do you really think usin' my own arsenal against ME would go well?! "

He slashes at Scout, that dumb evil grin plastered on his face.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

Scout dodges a few, and hits one with his bat back towards Mario!

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

He begins to laugh, his accent going away.

" EAT SHIT, FUCKER! "

He throws a few of the poisonous mushrooms at Scout.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Heh, I knew that would make you slip up…”

Scout holds his bat threateningly…

“𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀.”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" I've killed PLENTY-- uh oh.. "

He goes silent, he ruined the act.

" I was not supposed to say that. "

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Hey, You doubtin’ that I’m a busy man?! I’m a mercenary! You know how much time out of your day it takes just to kill five of those guys, numbnuts?!”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Yeah. Yeah, you-a go do that. "

Dang, Mario sounds harsh.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Alright then, numbnuts. I got better things to do.”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Of course-a not! I'm-a 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎! "

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Huh…”

“I guess you’re not a spy..?”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" The dead-a what-- OOF!! "

He falls to the ground, clearly in pain.

" Mama-mia.. "

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Huh…”

“I know! You got the dead ringer!”

Scout punches Mario in the face, trying to make him fake his death and prove he’s a spy.

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Aah! "

He lets him try, only for it not to work, since well, he's Mario. But, something seems off about the plumber's eyes.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“I think you’re a BLU spy!”

Scout tries to grab a mask off their face!

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Spy? To-a what? Who exactly would I be a spy to-a? "

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Yknow, if I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re a spy!”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

" Oh! This! Someone left out some-a poisonous mushrooms! Can't let-a that ruin this-a kingdom! "

He's putting on an act like he's removing said mushrooms.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Hell are those things ya got?”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

That startled him, so, he jumps, glancing over at Scout, he looks normal! He looks like Mario!

" Oh! Uh, nothin'! "

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

“Hell are you doin’ over there, chucklenuts?”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

-=[@Force_A__Nature]=-

He's putting down poisonous mushrooms, from far away, the plumber looks normal.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕫𝕖𝕣 @Force_A__Nature]

Critical hit!

“Hit the bricks pal, ya done.”

[- - 𝓘𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝓡𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐑‼️ @PVRPL3__B0MB5]

The hell beast growls, not expecting that in the slightest.

[𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝔀𝓷 (PARODY) @Fun__Gang]

//this is my most popular account so…//

//I have multiple accounts.//

@Force_A__Nature
@PEPPINO_PEPPONO
@3P1C__D34LS
@Chaos__Enjoyer
@Fun__Gang

//I usually just use one at a time, rn I’m focused on TF2 Scout.//

[𝓘𝓣’𝓢 𝓟𝓘𝓩𝓩𝓐 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 (Parody) @PEPPINO_PEPPONO]

//I want to have more interactions so…//

//I have multiple accounts.//

@Force_A__Nature
@PEPPINO_PEPPONO
@3P1C__D34LS
@Chaos__Enjoyer
@Fun__Gang

//I usually just use one at a time, rn I’m focused on TF2 Scout.//

[𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉' 𝙀𝘼𝙂𝙇𝙀𝙎!🪖 @Stars__NStripes]

//I want to have more interactions so…//

//I have multiple accounts.//

@Force_A__Nature
@PEPPINO_PEPPONO
@3P1C__D34LS
@Chaos__Enjoyer
@Fun__Gang

//I usually just use one at a time, rn I’m focused on TF2 Scout.//