"...[Are You Freakin' Kiddin' Me?!]! IT'S SPAMTON! EVERY KNOWS SPAMTON! [Why I Aughtta Show Ya What For!]!"
Spamton unthreateningly raises his fists, moving them as he jumps as if he was a stereotypical old timey fighter.
Spamton lets out a strange... laugh?
"K1D, [I Had A Good Chuckle Over That One]! YOU MUST BE [Joker Poker Card]! EVERY KNOWS ME! BIG SHOT AUTOS? [Half-Priced] [Cungadaros]? [Number1RatedSalesman1997]?!"
“YOU WANT ME TO BE [Quiet, Calming Study Music]?! OKAY THEN!”
Spamton begins playing Coconut Mall using a boombox and a CD.
“HOW DO YOU LIKE [Those Apples Over There]?!”
“AW, C’MON K1D! [Big Shot]S LIKE US GOTTA TAKE A RISK! [Give Me The] [Kromer] AND I’LL GIVE YOU THIS [2 In 1 Shampoo & Conditioner] FLAVORED [Drinkie]!”
“K1D, I KNOW [That-a] LOOK! I KNOW JUST THE THE THING YOU NEED!”
*Spamton pulls out a bottle of shampoo with the words ‘SpamTea’ written poorly on it*
“A [Drinkie] OF MY [All New] [Hyperlink Blocked]! [From The Producers Who Saw Shrek]!”
//Spam tong
“HEY THERE, [Big Shot]! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE [Depressed]! WHY, I’VE NEVER SEEN A MORE [Depressed] PERSON! WHY THE [Horse Walks Into A Bar] FACE?”
“I ONLY HAVE [One Shot, Do Not Miss] MY [Chance To Blow]! IF I [Take That] SOUL, AND I CAN’T [Control The Power], THEN I’LL HAVE [A Fate Worse Than Death]…”